Thelonelyhangman - 🤖no Bot.ya Le Saben🤖

Why do I keep ending up in fandoms that glorify and romanticise abuse? I don’t know how it keeps happening, but here’s what I signed up for when I entered my fandoms, vs what I got:

Helluva Boss expectation: Wacky assassin comedy about demons killing people in the living world on behalf of sinners in Hell

Helluva Boss reality: Watch Blitzø get raped and then be forced to date his rapist but also feel bad for the rapist because he’s an uwu soft sad gay bean

Fruits Basket expectation: A drama/slice of life show about a girl finding family, and her and said family healing from their trauma

Fruits Basket reality: All of the trauma in the Sohma family can be boiled down to the most abusive cunt you’ll ever meet in your life, but also WHY DON’T YOU FEEL BAD FOR AKITO THE ABUSER? DON’T YOU WANT HER AND SHIGURE TO DATE? Also there’s incest and pedophilia and for some reason that’s treated like it’s ok

She-Ra expectation: Reboot of that cool show from the 80s about magical princesses fighting against the EVIL OVERLORD

She-Ra reality: Abusive war criminal gets away with all of her crimes, and as a bonus, she gets to date the very girl she abused. NOW FEEL BAD FOR THE ABUSIVE WAR CRIMINAL

Here we see a husband and wife’s first date. They both cute.

This is honestly probably my most favorite thing I've written lately

(Summary: Stella puts a lot of effort and care into her image. It's hard to maintain.

We saw Silco throwing a Molotov cocktail in one scene of episode 5...

Credits: @piltov

What if he came across Felicia and her husband under attack by enforcers and, in a moment of panic, decided to intervene using the experimental cocktail he had been developing? Believing it would neutralize the enforcers, he threw it with hope but the blast was far stronger than expected. The explosion killed not only the Enforcers but also Felicia and her husband, leaving him horrified by the unintended devastation, until then Vander arrived, enraged about what he witnessed and mindlessly tried to kill Silco. Vander said no violence and because of this, Silco had to suffer the consequences.

Like Powder... He only wanted to help and accidentally killed who he considered close friends / family

Edit: Look at them, the way her eyes are open. It doesn’t seem like they were shot. To me, it looks like she was facing something unexpected, something that shocked her, like an explosion. And see the smoke around them? The entire bridge was burning and smoldering, yes, but there was smoke rising directly from their bodies. I’m almost certain Silco had meant to help them but, instead, ended up killing them.

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

Evil-Lyn

tyy ! gonna do this for 200x lyn

blank questions

do I like them

i love her with my whole heart

5 good qualities:

driven

cunning

powerful

confident

eyes glow when she does magic

3 bad qualities:

still loves keldor to her own detriment (rip queen 😔)

maybe tooooo confident in the face of certain threats

has to use dumb rhymes to do magic sometimes

favourite episode/etc

Price of Deceit!!! we got DADDY ISSUES we got ANGSTY FLASHBACKS we got NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE VIA ELDRITCH ABOMINATION it truly has it all

and for the etc, the comic where she gets despondos poisoning and her dad and skeletor have to save her because . see above. daddy issues and angst we love to see it.

otp: lyn/keldor

brotp: aaah probably her and clawful!! i like how she goes a little easier on him sometimes and helped him decode messages from his cousin because he couldn't understand the language

ot3: can't think of anything

notp: i don't think there's much? like apart from a few uncomfortable ones i don't think anyone even ships, and maybe some things i'd like in other iterations more than this one, i could be convinced of most things

best quote:

there are so many but what comes to mind rn is after he-man saved her and he was like "this could be your second chance :)" and she just...

Maybe I could change my ways... Live a life of virtue and light, fight evil, protect the innocent! [Blasts He-man as soon as he starts to believe her.] Think I'll pass.

head canon: i think her running in with the evil warriors and keldor when she was younger was extremely calculated lmao. like she'd already heard of keldor and probably realized he would be a ticket to power. so i'm guessing she was spying on them for WEEKS at minimum--studying their abilities and how to exploit their weaknesses, what they were after, where they were headed, etc. then decided to teleport over and swipe the orb and wait for them to catch up so she could beat the shit out of everyone and impress that hot half-gar conqueror.

Lae'zel joins the short hair crew

What are they looking at? Wrong answers only.

💪😼First drawing completed.

Ok, hi guys, I really should learn English instead of using the deepl translator 🥺👉👈

Aha but the important thing, then I decided to get back into the world of drawing and all that, because hell if others can write about their favorite characters, I can draw them osea, for that I used to draw, but I quit you know procrastination 😣🔫

So expect me to upload my classes on how I relearn anatomy🦴, and basic color, (traditional and digital)🥸🤓 and maybe how I learn my fucking subjects already know some algebra🤢 and languages🗿 or maybe my martial arts 🥋👍.

You can probably notice that I'm in diverse fandom, so I'll upload of varied characters, if I don't die trying😢🙏, and of course I'll tag everything to make it easier🗿. (If I upload NSFW I'll put it in censorship, since I understand that not everyone wants to see that kind of content, and that's respectable, otherwise everything is fine, and hopefully we won't have problems).🫠

Bye, bye💅🍒