Pope: Ugh, Crushes Are So Dumb.

Pope: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.


JJ: Oh. We're going out?


Pope: Wh...

Pope: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

JJ: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

JJ: I'm a wanted man, Kiara!

Kiara: You weren't even a wanted child

JJ:

Pope: I'm bi and confused.

Kiara: About being bi?

Pope: No, I just want to know what the fuck is going on.

JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’

Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us

JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!

‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’

Pope: that’s a man

‘Really?’

Pope Heyward’s Camera Roll

JJ: There’s nothing gays hate more than being treated like women, okay? We don’t want to go to your baby shower, we don’t have a time of the month, and we don’t love pink.

Pope: You love pink

JJ: No, pink loves me

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.