FUCK

Douglas biting The Dirt director Jeff Tremaine

— Monster Energy Cribs with Machine Gun Kelly

Excuse me? Guigsy my man

STOP because why am i finding guigsy cute?? this feels illegal

MY BABY

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

Current mood: Ayrton straight up punching a glass cup off the table and making it shatter on the floor.

He got so emotional and worked up talking about Alain Prost lmao

PLAYBOY: What were your thoughts on Senna when you met him?

ADRIANE: [Laughing] You won't believe it. He was wearing his helmet and race suit, walked by the girls and i said to one of them: “He has a cute ass, doesn't he?”

— Adriane Galisteu interviewed for Playboy Magazine, 1997

I WANT THAT COOKIE SO EFFING BAD (Luca is the cookie)

vr46 academy boys singing the italian anthem (or copying their father valentino and not)

My hand slipped and I genderbended the vr46 academy

Ayrton Senna one morning after a mental breakdown (he was an Aries, he had a lot of them)

Quick Q&A with Vale and Max Biaggi, 2001

Q: Tits or ass? Vale: Ass.

Q: Have you ever paid for a woman? Vale: We all pay for women.

Q: Have you ever been with a man? Vale: No.

Q: Natural but imperfect breasts or perfect but fake? Vale: It's a tough choice.

Q: A perversion of yours? Vale: Watching porn.

Q: Are you faster when riding or when making love? Vale: Unfortunately, making love.

Q: Favorite sex positions? Vale: I like them all.

Q: With how many women have you been at the same time? Vale: At most two.

Q: The oldest woman you've been with? Vale: 28.

Q: The youngest? Vale: 20, I don't remember.

Q: The most beautiful woman in the world? Vale: Angelina Jolie.

Q: Superstitious rituals? Vale: I touch my balls every time someone wishes me luck.

Q: With how many women have you been? 10, 100, 1000? Vale: More than ten but much less than a hundred.

Q: With how many women have you been because you are famous? 10, 100, 1000? Vale: All!

Q: Penis size? Vale: It's been a while since I last measured, last time 16 centimeters.