Maybe Yours Doesn't

i truthfully believe everything bad and/or insane thats happened in the last 10 years can be traced to that goddamn gorilla in 2016 its not even like its linked to that incident but it all started with him i think he was holding the balance of the universe together or something. its like they killed an old god without realizing and now we realize just how much we needed him

stupid meme redraws are my little treat to myself

Have u considered letting it lick your eyelids

cats get so personally offended that I don't want my eyelids rubbed with sandpaper

“we can’t be together, my love. for i am cursed to be a basketball dracula forever” said basketball dracula as he leapt into a solemn slam dunk from half court. his lover cried immediately

“well maybe I’d like this character better if they made more logical decisions in highly emotional moments” what if I hunt you for sport 

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

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I am genuinely scared of what will happen when it goes mainstream. We already have so much drama and it's just us 😭

As someone who’s been shitposting about AMC’s Interview with the Vampire since the premiere, I am both curious and a little afraid to see if any of my old posts suddenly blow up after the Netflix drop

Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.