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another thing to add is that the cookies I've paired up also have similar poses!

-Golden cheese and Eternal Sugar are both facing the same direction, with their heads straight

-pure vanilla and mystic flour both have one arm up and angled upwards, to the point you can see their legs from under their clothes (Also both their eyes are closed, and are known to be closed most of the time)

-Dark cacao and Silent Salt both are holding a weapon with both hands

-shadow milk and White Lily are doing the EXACT SAME POSE. possibly because out of the beasts their stories have the most in common, with the whole corruption because of truth thing they have going on.

-burning spice and Hollyberry have one arm out and kinda arched towards their body

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

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does this count as anything ???is this art

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I've been haiku'd I've made it in life

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

Why are there so many skeletons in this room guys and holy hell this is a long hallway of a post. So does it work....

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