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Vore Negotiation Guidebook

As both a pred and a prey, this advice is tailored so that you can avoid similar preds to me. I prefer having only prey at a time — the whole tum to themselves, so there is a focus on the ‘singular’. I also love having scrumptious prey, like unappetising prey even exist, so the preys yum factor will be important.

The Gamble:

This may work if you can successfully deceive or be yourself enough where the pred will be so confused by your freakish amount of willingness that they decide “you know what, I’m good actually” and leave without you being eaten. However, the complete opposite may happen. I advice you use this later when you have a good grasp on the character of the pred because otherwise you’re just gambling with vore.

The snack-rifice:

If there is a willing prey among you try to convince them that they should be eaten or to prevent the unwilling getting eaten. I say that as a willing prey I’m probably your best bet in that scenario because I consider it a win. If there is no known willing prey, then through democratic means by some akin to a IOU they are aught to make themselves appear the most scrumptious of the bunch so that the others can scamper. Making yourself appear the most scrumptious will depend on whether they prefer willing or unwilling prey, so in turn you must prove yourself be the most fun snack by harnessing your inner actor.

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P.s I don’t know why I’m giving you this, I want to eat you and yet I’m giving you advice so that I won’t. Odd. Worthy of suspicion even.

It’s a shame that I don’t like vore mixed with more genres, I may like the genre by themselves and yet I’m not a fan when vore is added. Conceptually, sounds fun and interesting to write but alas it’s not for me.

Vore-ception is an interesting idea to play around with. (The pred eats another pred who has … who has eaten a prey). One is where the prey is an escape artist for lack of a better word and once they have escaped the tum of the first pred they realise they gotta do it all over again. One possibility, which I don’t how it work mechanically, is like the trick for unending hallways / stairways and after the a myriad of tum escapes they get teleported to the start. Like:

“How is it still GOING??!!!”

There is something to the genre of ‘the tumblr ad’ that is just so [scrunched face]

HE BACK!!!

Feel 100% free to use this wherever (tag me/credit me tho-)

I honestly think this is a vibe and love it idk-

Preds, here’s a few tricks to lure me to be your meal.

Reverse psychology

Glow-y maw

Some kind of lure (garlic bread, teto plush, etc)

Nomming friends (can be false)

Being called yummy, scrumptious etc.

This will work 100% of the time, even when I appear to be unwilling. So, be careful.

Sneeg is really susceptible to reverse psychology you could definitely trick him into agreeing to be eaten with that

It might be working

Mr DNA gives pred vibes

Do not ask where the prey goes after being nommed, because I don’t know either.

Does anybody have the link to that one video where someone reposts/reblogs a Teto post where it goes “look at my creation:”

Then it just a video of a Teto plush, connected on a plank of wood, repeatedly hand butting another Teto plush

“Mildly” Inspired by my own introversion

A solitary ancient giant who has spent so long faffing, Gadget-ing and whatnot that after a while his home is considered to be a and crucially is a archeological site. So, a bunch of archeologists (tinies) explore and analyse a surprisingly well maintained grand hall while the giants hides behind one of the stone columns trying not to get noticed. Alternatively, more akin to me, the giant would immediately grab and play with them. You choose.

Vore except the Giant is so overly excited to eat the Tiny that- when their Prey is inside their stomach, it keeps gently squeezing the Tiny, gets extra warm/cozy and waaaaaay more comfortable than normal hhhhhhhhhh

Sometimes my brain goes: “EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME!”

It do be doin a distraction

I love the difference between me finding out giants exists vs tinies. I’

Learning that giants exist: *utter cosmic horror*

Learning that tinies exist: “you’re my friend now!”

Slight yapping (science-ing vore + scenerio)

I have wondering what would/could be the mechanics of healing vore: how time effects it, any cumulative effects etc.

A cumulative side effect might be an improved healing factor. So, the longer you stay in there the stronger your healing factor and the longer it stays around. I think it should get weaker over time to your normal healing factor, and that it should have less additive impact the longer you stay in there. It could grow like a logarithm or like the Basel problem. Another, that I assume is more standard, is that the fluid is only responsible for the healing. They aren’t exclusive and I prefer that IMO.

An additional reason I like this is that it can make prey a little to a lot more willing, it is good for your health. Let’s say one of your prey friends are known to be clumsy and injury themselves constantly or just generally unlucky (gets ill often) and getting eaten would be generally beneficial, it can make you low tier superhero for a little while. At the cost of getting nommed.

How do think the mechanics of vore tropes would be? (protection etc.)

What would you do if found out your friend was a size shifter?

Like imagine you saw your friend a few minutes ago but now re-acquainted but there now two inches tall. I imagine an incidental staring contest begins as they both realise: my friends a size shifter and he knows! I’d probably pick him up and give him little had pats with my finger as he sits on my palm.

I had my best vore dream ever by far last night and it was so soft and loving aaaaa take me back there

Neither of us asked to be put in that situation the first time, but we were both reluctant to end it like I didn't want to leave her throat that wrapped around me so gently and she didn't rush me out just let me explore. It was really wet but not sticky, and always the perfect temperature.

She knew it was too dangerous to have me in her stomach while she slept but I didn't want to leave so I asked to stay in her mouth. I stayed on her tongue, awake, while she napped. Afterwards, still in her mouth, she took me flying. I looked out at the world through her sharp teeth as she traversed the sky and dove towards the ground.

I never wanted to leave and she was very content to just keep me inside her. I felt so safe, so comfortable, so loved and close to her even though we'd only just met. Her insides felt like home to me, like nothing bad could happen while they cradled my small body.

If Phil has a crop, maybe we can see a safe vore with a Sneeg in the future? I'm not insisting, it's just my presupposition.

I don't know under what circumstances he would have been there, but I'm sure he would have been scared.

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Or maybe not, and he needed to look at it from the inside, and he argued with Charlie that he could handle it.

And Phil is just like, "why does it have to be me 😮‍💨????"

YESS sneeg ABSOLUTELY gets eaten some point later on! And i think youve got it really accurate, he feels like the kinda guy to be reasonably against being eaten alive, but also- yknow if his friends are doing it, he might as well try it at least once. He trusts phil not to hurt him, and it gives him the chance to say hes been eaten and survived (which just makes him sound super cool and tough. When youre six inches tall, not a lot of people can say that)

Also yeah, id imagine it would go something like this

And then he procedes to stall for an hour until finally letting phil store him

Eel (-w-) He’s found the perfect cave to hide in; its warm and soft even if it squeezes at him when he moves—

A nice benefit of being in the SFW vore community is understanding one’s feeling in this sector. As I (a certified human) am not well versed in the ways of understanding emotions, it has most definitely helped in some ways.

can we PLEASE get sneeg and charlie both in tum jail

They tried stealing some of phils jewelery. It didnt go very well 😔

Giant: *sees a tiny cloaked figure in their house* >:3

Tiny: *no idea they were seen*

Giant: *scoops them up* i was wondering when you'd be back *mistaken them for smol lover, noms them*

Tiny: *having a meltdown, fighting for their life*

Giant: *chuckles and pats belly* aw seems like my tummy missed you too *gets concerned they are struggling so much* okok maybe that was too forward *gets them out* it's ok love- *finally sees the face of a very traumatized tiny*

Tiny: *trying not to cry*

Giant: *panicking*

Functional post

I will be moving my “political opinions” on the @thefunctionalautism as it seems inconvenient for y’all as my vore posts to be interrupted by someone’s political opinions. It is extremely important to me so they will be posted somewhere but i don’t think it should be here. As I do firmly believe that our mode of production and organisation of society should be done to ensure the well being and happiness of everyone and that I can be done without ending the world. They will include general anti-fascist sentiments, explaining right-wing propaganda etc.

Although I’m unsure what to do with one’s I’ve posted on here I’ll probably just re-post it there and delete the old one.

Wordy Political rant (trans-misogyny)

If you hold any of these opinions please get off my blog. (Bigotry)

No. 1: trans misogyny is just misogyny whilst having the delusion of protecting cis women — or normal as you insecure fuck-wits would say. This should be obvious because: who’s saying it (known bigots), the diffficulty of enforcement, and thinly veiled misogynism. If people who are known for advocating for the removal of women’s rights (eg roe v wade) also happen to be advocating for the removal of trans women’s rights who happen to indistinguishable from cis women then it should it be clear that they’re not just targeting trans people! As there is no actual (reasonable) way to tell if an individual is trans or not whilst being accurate, the only ways you could enforce that is “penis checks” — it fills me with disgust to even type that — or some kind of enforcer. Do you want to be stopped before you go toilet so that like 1% of the population so can’t just go toilet in public? Oh, because you’ve been fear-mongered to believe that trans people will rape you. And because birth certificates,driving licenses and what-not can have the “original gender” over-ridden so trans people will still be getting where you don’t want them to be. Leaving “penis checks” which is just mandated sexual harassment if you ever want to go toilet. DO YOU WANT THAT?! You’ll likely to dismiss this as exaggeration but what other options is there?!

Additionally, as you are likely aware of what the Trump-Vance has been doing. I’m going to skip over how dumb it is. They’re doing Nazi shit, not vaguely, just late 1930’s nazi shit.

If you support Trump, the Republican Party or any of their affiliates fuck off.

(Major yapping incoming)

Where do you put your tinies, when you have nowhere to put them?

Let’s say that scenerio happens to involve you (the giant) trying to sort out one tiny but you can’t because your hands are full with lots of other tinies and there’s no place to put them maybe because you exist inside some kind of void space or something else entirely. You could just put the others in your mouth, like a little pocket space for tinies but a bit wet, or if there’s even more you can swallow them.

Am I saying that you should just eat your tinies for your own convenience, no. It is the first thing that comes to mind though. Like in some alternative scenario, you have the ability of flight. Potentially because you have wings as your a chimera like the almighty Kasane Teto. And also giving that gt applies, the stomach does seem to be an appropriate cabin space for your friends/passengers. It does have all the things that you would need for the long haul. (Comfy)

Just thought of this idea with my friends in a discord server

A cold blooded comfort pred, their stomach isn’t hot or anything, just a liiiittle warm, but it’s very squishy and comfy, definitely something to relax in all day

I like to imagine that they’re a pred commonly also used for friends who just want a place to chill in :3

Hey so I am alive!

Enemies to lovers but through vore

Is this anything?

Hmm words

AWOOTS doodles 💥

Btw sorry my handwritings so messy, if you cant make out what hes saying, its "why are you like this?"

I may or may not like dragons.

P.s I do. They’re very cool