When I Mistype Bdg As Rbg: 

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

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Dasha: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Burger: It’s Burger.

Dasha: What did he do this time?

Burger No, it’s me, Burger. It’s actually me

Dasha: What did you do this time?

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hi i do a shitton of forestry work and lemme tell you!! wolves??? they are just Curious Bois who wanna Know What You’re Up To And When You’re Leaving. if they howl, howl back!! just move quietly and with confidence. they’ll circle you, but unless you’re a kid, near pups, or visibly aggressive (ie growling) they aren’t gonna attack you!!!!!

foxes won’t even approach they’ll just Vibe and then run away :( but they’re real sweet i love them

anyway the point is dont be afraid of wolves or foxes or bears or any of that shit. they’re real sweet

also u dont know true thrill until it’s pitch black and u cant see yr hand in front of yr face and yr circled by wolves and you hear em howl and u just tilt yr head back and take a couple deep breaths and howl back and get in a competition and afterwards you Know they respect u bc u respect them!!!!! good bois

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This is a segment called: a friendly reminder that Brian can beatbox

i’m a serious artist

NOT A FUCKING JOKE BRIAN IS LEAVING POLYGON

BRIAN’S LEAVING POLYGON?

someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

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