This Was Probably Dramatically Amazing Thing I Saw On The Internet Today.

i missed today’s 20020 and i gotta read it tommorrowwwwwww :(

Saw something similar and had to recreate.

You know what? Fuck you

*un-aristos’s your achaion*

oh to be a high int low wis streamer man with my himbo bf and smooth talking bff and we all take turns keeping each others dumbass plans in line

if i may be so bold as to add commentary outside of tags-

vang0’s sweater was supposed to feature him holding up his hand symbol. it closer resembles... a fleshy blob with a mustache, but if anyone asks him, it’s “modern art. you-you wouldn’t understand” and accompanied almost every time by a scoff.

dasha’s was, in theory, going to be her pistols. instead it just has a big square of yellow yarn in the middle. she tells burger it looks just like them, and awkwardly slots them together to form a vaguely rectangular shape. he’s thrilled by this.

(they team up to make him a sweater; dasha acquires the supplies and vang0 learns to knit in order to make it. it is an equally unrecognizable mismash of colors that they explain sheepishly was supposed to be-

“a burger!” burger chainz exclaims, and hugs it tight to his chest. to this day dasha still has no fucking clue how he managed to figure it out.)

lately I have been thinking of a bunch of different characters crocheting because haha I do that

and now I am thinking about Burger Chainz making Dasha and Vang0 sweaters that look... kinda bad

but they both wear them anyways because Burger made them so they have to and they can’t let BURGER know they’re not actually that good, it’ll make him sad

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 3 of 4)

just commit

mind over matter like worms

“Ayo can I gape in here?”

Oh yeah akdhajdgahksh just remembering when Brian and Jonah hosted a livestream on the night of the 2016 US election and were like “Thanks for tuning in! Can’t imagine there’s anything more important going on 🙃🙃🙃🙃”