Why Are Videos That My Phone Make About Bdg So Much Funnier Than I Will Ever Be

Polygon person streaming on twitch: H-

Me, prepping to talk to the same 10 people who are always in chat about whatever the fuck:

So Brian David Gilbert has been streaming Hades while biking, so I thought of a great and eco-friendly boon Hermes could grant Zagreus.

[image id, because i forgot to include it at first: the silhouettes of vang0 bang0, dapper dasha, and burger chainz, standing on a highway. behind them are the lights of night city, a cyberpunk futuristic city. vang0, a slim and shorter man with a bob and shorts the only visible characteristics, is sitting on the highway guardrail, head in his hands. dapper dasha, a slender, tall woman with long hair and a skirt, stands to the left, facing vang0 and crossing her arms. burger chainz, a broad and tallish man stands nearby in a neutral and nonthreatening pose. he has spiky hair and is wearing baggy clothing. at the top of the picture, the cyberpunk red logo is followed by a slash and then the polygon logo. /end id]

someone commented that the image of vang0’s crisis on the highway would make a good poster.

i agreed.

(2 hours, ibispaint x, my iphone and a finger.)

a bdg fancam to how to be a heartbreaker, because why not (watch my other fancams here)

I couldn’t help myself.  It kept echoing in my brain.

i’m a serious artist

one of my favorite things about the new cyberpunk red episode is that it confirms that burger chainz and vang0 bang0 are ready to ditch everything and run away together at a moment’s notice and dasha’s the only thing stopping them by simply pointing out that they may be overreacting

someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

A couple of Pat moments from this very underappreciated stream that absolutely eviscerated me

Agent Stern, after betraying the government: fuck the police

Barclay, watching him: You know, I think I just might