Not Now Kitten Daddy Is Too Busy Contemplating The Minutia Of Death Cult Office Politics To Kiss

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

unironically taking a break from election watch to apply for jobs because THATS somehow less stressful

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

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"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”

A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams

It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going

But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium

LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j

anyways here is is cause i'm not a pussy

Did this piece a few months back of one of my OCs for a Beastars RP group.