Thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

Ah, so when Circe wants to send them to the underworld, she is amazing and helpful, but when I, POSEIDON-

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re allowed to be a little gay for the monsters

i've seen Discworld fans discussing various dream casts and wishes for how they'd adapt it and that's great and all but i feel like we're missing the obvious answer?

there's one way to do a Discworld adaptation and it's

muppets

If fish had legs they'd partake in the ides of march I think

whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary