Julius Caesar: When I Said I Wanted To Be Repeatedly Penetrated By At Least Two Dozen Men Wearing Nothing

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

heyyyy guess who's getting into antebellum history aha........ i was very inspired by @dustzvacuumcleaner 's post to do with Lincoln and his cabinet, and since i love that kind of portrait/analysis art i decided to have a go myself! :D

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

i am emotionally ravaged right now from a “learn to dance” series holy shit

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating