House Vines

House Vines

Ravenclaw: Now that I’ve explained the answer for 10 minuets, do you understand the problem Gryffindor?

Gryffindor: Yes.

Ravenclaw: Are you lying to me?

Gryffindor: *tears in eyes* YeS.

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Norweiga 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 country!

Gryffindor: cowering under a desk Where are Norwegian people from then!?

Slytherin: recording NORWAY!

House shenanigans

Gryffindor: *kicks the “G” off of the “Graveyard” sign* Yeah, Let’s get this party started!

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: Wow.

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Ravenclaw prefect: *Singing while bursting into Slytherin’s dorm* Good morning~Good mooooorrrning~!!!!

Ravenclaw prefect: Wake up kiddo it’s Saturday!!

Slytherin: Ugh...Ravenclaw I was out late!

Ravenclaw prefect: *Takes a big slurp of tea* I know!

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Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.

Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.

Hufflepuff: Wow.

Hufflepuff: Thanks!

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Gryffindor standing on the edge of one of the buildings in hogsmeade getting ready to jump.

Slytherin: unenthusiastically Don’t kill yourself.

Gryffindor: Planking on the edge I might!

Slytherin: still unenthusiastically while trying to grab griffindor Don’t kill yourself.

Gryffindor: Hanging upside down from the edge I might!

Slytherin: whilst pulling gryffindor by their feet That’ll ruin the trip, dude.

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Hufflepuff: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Slytherin: Oh! You spill-WaWAwAWa-LIPSTICK In mY VaLeNtInO WHITE bAg!!

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Slytherin: *holding a crayon*

Hufflepuff: SLYTHERIN! Is THat A WeED!?

Slytherin: No, this is a crayon-

Hufflepuff: IM CalLiNg ThE POliCe!! *dials 911 in a microwave*

Slytherin: *rolls eyes*

911: 911 what’s your emergency?

X files theme

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Gryffindors mother: Well Professor Mcgonagall, my daughter would not do something such a thing therefore after.

Gryffindor mother: *whispering harshly to Gryffindor* Gryffindor did you fucking do that thing therefore after?

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Ravenclaw: *bursts through Hufflepuff’s common room door* WhY arEn’t tHe DiSHes iN AlPhaBeTiCal OrDeR!?

Hufflepuff: *sitting up from couch* What does that even mean?