How It Should Have Happened

Nickleback is awesome and anyone who says it’s not will be turned into a curtain

Either Nickleback isn't as bad as the jokes make it out to be, or I'm entering a new section of my villian arc.

It’s so SHINY

AWOOOOOOOGA

@the-discombobulator-inator

Freedom for the calcium children

Tell me why I'm not even close to underweight and my bones hurt from sitting. Wtf.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Genuine question, I’m rewatching the Harry Potter movies. On Prisoner of Azkaban now and is Draco Malfoy just allergic to fun and whimsy? Bro couldn’t have fun and pet a cool ass hippogriff???

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

Himb <3

😏😏😏

Two of the fireworks we set off exploded about twenty feet above us and nearly set people on fire. Happy new years!

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead