Davey: Racetrack, if you’re reading this…
Jack: Can Race read?
Davey: Albert, if you’re reading this to Racetrack…
Jack: Can Albert read?
Davey:…
Davey: Spot-
There’s no one better than you 💜💜💜
Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?
Elmer: 911. Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
Race: This thing between Spot and I is super casual.
Spot: I wouldn’t even classify it as a “this”.
Newsies: This is your wedding day.
Unmute !
Les: *sneaking into the house wearing a large coat*
Davey: What’s in the coat?
Les’ coat: *meows*
Les: Drugs.
*at the beach*
Smalls: There’s heterosexual glitter everywhere!
Specs: Heterosexual gli- you mean sand?
Jack: You guys better eat healthy tonight, we have a rally tomorrow.
Race: *literally shoving sugar packets from the table so they can eat them later* Ok
Jack: Boys, what are you doing?
Albert: *opening up a sugar packet and emptying the contents into his mouth like a king being fed grapes, muffled around the gross amounts of sugar* Ignoring you.
I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
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