If This Was A Competition I Would Have Probably Lost Already Because I Don’t Have Much Motivation.

He says hi and thank you, also that you’re amazing and hilarious and we send you our love ❤️

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

*2 am in the lodging house*

Race: Do you think Spot Conlon has feelings?

Albert: I will tell you one last time. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Send me a newsie and I'll tell you what instrument they play and why.

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

*Jack after following a Bob Ross tutorial with only audio*

Jack: *sees Bob’s painting*

Jack: Hey, mine’s like his, but shit!