Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy
Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of
Xiangling: 420
Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously
Chongyun: 69?
Xingqiu: yeah it was 69
no one:
Sole Survivor:
YOUR THOUGHTS?
Lauren: it’s too dark for me to see
Andy: don’t worry, sis. i got this
Andy: *stomps foot so his sketchers light up*
Lauren: what the fuck
Kaeya: jesus, diluc! what would you have told mom if i’d died?!
Diluc: hey mom, i have good news and bad news. good news, we’ve finally got room for that 🎵jacuzzi you wanted🎵
MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves
Deacon: okay
MacCready: I... hate you
Diona: hello everyone and welcome to the ‘fuck diluc club’ where we talk about how much we hate diluc. welcome to our newest member, donna
Donna, frantically trying to leave: so there’s been a misunderstanding
I want a baby meme with genshin characters:
Childe:
Xingqiu:
Chongyun:
Barbara:
Diluc:
Beidou:
Amber:
Xiangling:
Mona:
Jean:
childe could also EASILY be beidou
Ei: your name... is kunikuzushi. it means ‘country destroyer’. i hope you-
Scaramouche: *becomes evil*
Ei: well i don’t know how that could’ve happened
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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