Xiao: Thank You For Engaging In The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known So That I May Partake In The Euphoric

Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit

Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations

Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone

Zhongli: my mistake

Yanfei: 18 unfinished case assignments and one day to do them. i think my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances

Childe: i can help

Yanfei: it’s alright! majority of these are for one specific case, so i can probably finish them. thank you though!

Childe: i meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances

Jean: you have the right to remain silent

Venti: but do i have the ability?

Xiangling: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?

Chongyun: you’re a hazard to society

Xingqiu: and a coward. do twenty

so I heard there was a new harbinger

tw: clown sex

Childe: going clown spotting

Scaramouche: have you checked the mirror

Childe: well if you want me to die you can just say so

why must we play god

I installed Skyrim on the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4

N being in constant pain during M's romance is SS tier