Okay, I know it's probably a reach but imagine with me
Shinsou: What's 54 times 9?
Kaminari: I'm not really good at math...
Shinsou: Okay, how do you conjugate the word "have" in English?
Kaminari: I'm not really the person to ask...
Shinsou: Okay, then how many cones are in the human eye?
Kamimari: Uhm, a few?
Shinsou: Okay....how about this, if there's a guy who's five foot seven and 300 pounds, how many volts-
Kaminari: 74.
Shinsou:
Kaminari:
Shinsou:
Kaminari:
Kaminari: To immobilize.
Shinsou:
Shinsou: You're fucking crazy, oh my god
Remus isn’t pathetic because he’s poor. lack of money, housing, clothing and social or economic status doesn’t make you pathetic. this is why Sirius, homeless criminal on the run, is terrifyingly brilliant, unquestionably deadly, and also hot. Remus on the other hand is a professor of objectively the sexiest subject at which he’s canonically very adept and yet he still manages to trip over his own desk because a teenager asked him about his ex
You know what I love the most about fandom? We all get to depict and do all type of versions of the same character.
We ALL can do what we want.
Do you know what would be even better? If we all could be nice and respectful about that.
Since when did bombing shelters become normal and okay? Since when is bombing hospitals with the already suffering people in it justifiable? Gaza is undergoing the worst and lowest point yet, Israel is bombing and targeting hospitals more than ever. With the ground invasion, everything is getting worse.
Two days ago, Israel started dropping a new kind of weapon. Al shifa hospital has been hit by a Hellfire R9X missile. It is a Hellfire variant with a kinetic warhead with pop-out blades instead of explosives, used against specific human targets. Designed specifically to mutilate humans. Every day the genocide gets worse, injuries like we've never seen before, please never stop talking about gaza nor Palestine. They need us.
*me into a mic*: “Tonks is a lesbian”
*everyone boos* “they’re right” someone says, and that person is Remus Lupin
On a hear me out cake, Regulus would put Fleamont Potter.
James would cry.
do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would
James: Do you really hate Sirius?
Regulus: Yes.
James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?
Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.