This Is The One Tide Pod I’d Want To Eat

Genuinely strongly dislike people who hate whimsy and being corny, like why do you hate fun

I hate the apple moose emoji so much because for some reason they wanted to do a super ultra modern dramatic shading which looks extremely uncanny but whatever let’s give apple the benefit of the doubt, maybe they just want to make a realistic emoji of a moose but guess what they made the moose’s stupid little eyes in the same style as every other apple emoji critter. But I’m not complaining about the eyes because it looks normal on almost every single one of apple’s emoji critters but the moose wants to have their cake and eat it too apparently because it wants to have hyper-realistic shading AND the stupid little eyes. YOU CANT HAVE BOTH MOOSE. So if Steve Jobs or whoever is running this company sees this just know you possibly made the worst emoji known to mankind

I LOVE THIS !!111!!!1!!!

Capybara from Old School RuneScape

I wish to have the level of aura and hype moments these two have

i can do anything i want to

Bonus: the original sketch version

After midnight and that one Charlie puth song sound so similar

Im so cooked I just finished act II

I need Wolverine in that cute little suit I don’t care if it takes me hours I’m getting that

Forgot to update my cd spread but here it is in all its greatness

We need more muppet movies in these troubling times

I used the hashtag fart for some of my posts because I thought it’d be silly and goofy because fart obviously equals funny but I didn’t think people would actually be using the hashtag for actual videos of farts. So starting from this moment onwards I will not be using fart as a hashtag effective immediately

Emoticons hold a special place in my heart which made me confused when I learned that this ;-; emoticon was for crying when it’s very clearly an Italian emoticon doing the Italian hand thingy