Marvel one shots of the guardians of the galaxy getting sent to a DND inspired world by loki
Rocket: artificcer cleric
Groot: druid
Starlord: warrior rouge
Drax: barbarian
Gamora: rouge barbarian
Mantis: mage cleric
Nebula: monk warrior
Cosmo: warlock (pacted with alternate God version of Emma or Xavier)
Note: I am a dnd poser (want to play it but to lazy to commit) so if what I said makes no sense then... :[
Well did you go to furry college?
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
Susan and Johnny would fist fight for a bagel while Reed studies their stances and what they do while Ben bets on who wins (it's always susan)
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
Skull merchant got a gift from hux
Cloak and dagger fursonas are a bright rainbow bat for cloak and a basic fennec fox for dagger
Do you guys remember the Marvel's horrible take on GenZ heros?
Of course you do! Marvel's "New Warriors"
A comic so bad it was never released and canceled on the spot, but what if they come back? I have TWO proposals for marvel
A.Snowflake and Safespace kills the universe
And
B. Deadpool vs the New Warriors
The first comic would be a simple "blank hero goes evil and kills everyone" but with snowflake and safespace being stupidly overpowered
Snowflake having control of absolute zero, freezing people's arms off, crafting ice weapons to counter heros and Safespace using his forcefields at max control, crushing people in boxes, using very thin forcefields as giant arrows to shoot out, sucking out all the oxygen in his force fields to suffocate people
OR
They become deadpool villains and you give them new names like
DNI List, exposed&canceled, death threats, brain brainrot, and GRTL (get ready to lose)
And then you just put them with deadpool, say he posted something not "Politically correct" somewhere so the new warriors try to beat him up for it
Whatever you do you have to make them OVER THE TOP, you can't make them tame at all, they have to be making references every second and confuse everyone around them while either kicking their ass or getting their asses kicked
Either way it has to be funny because they're gag characters now, that's the only way they would work today
I though it was about turning into the cookie run character, like some odd kinnie/hypnosis/otherself? Guide (I don't really remember the term)
If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious
*starlord hiding in a box trying to scare mantis*
Mantis: "Quill, why are you in there?"
Starlord, coming out of the box: Aww did you know?!
Mantis: I can feel your laughter radiating out of the box, plus I saw your hair peaking out.
Having my art put into AI has made me even saltier at its existence fuck AI art like straight up, if you use AI art fucking block me like right now ???
artist and writer, commissions open cheap prices because these are my first commms 🙁
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