I Have This Theory That You're Bipolar. Mainly Cause When You Go From Being Cheery To Angry And Petty

I have this theory that you're bipolar. Mainly cause when you go from being cheery to angry and petty quick. Every time the kids say something annoying you snap at them. When Augustus fell in your chocolate river you looked mad and like you didn't give a fuck then when the sucky thing sucked him up you had a smirk on your face and didn't do anything cause you wanted to see what would happen. You could've easily told your oompa loompas to get him out. You seemed like you really tried to warn all the kids except Augustus. Is it because he's fat? At the beginning of the tour you sarcastically body shamed him. You lowkey got a dark side lol

I don't understand anything you're saying. Each child was a complete brat and their parents were equally irresponsible for contributing to their kid's downfall, a lack of discipline, parenting and all that stuff.

Example, Augustus and his mother are the same size, if you get what I'm saying. If she had told him to put down a cookie or two years ago then maybe he wouldn't have been so tempted and greedy at the factory. And I was the true victim here, I had to drain my poor chocolate river and replace all the contaminated chocolate. That cost me a lot of money. So I don't want to hear about how I'm such a terrible person for supposedly taking a little pleasure in their pain.

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teatreeandaloe

4 years ago

So your eyes are not purple? I mean that's fine of course, but I liked to think there's some kind of magic behind your eyes.

Oh, well...I'm sorry to disappoint you. But there has always been magic behind these eyes, rest assured, dear! It's how I create all my delicious chocolate, you gotta have the vision and the magic! ☺️

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teatreeandaloe

3 years ago

“Don't you understand, don't you understand that unhappiness is just as necessary to man as happiness?”

— Fyodor Dosteovsky, Demons.

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teatreeandaloe

3 years ago

Follow me back? 😘

Uh, no. I don't do follow backsies. Or favors. My follow list is very small, five people to be exact. Yeah. This goes back to the "I don't like people or socializing" thing. Besides, I don't follow, I lead.

And I'm just here to talk about the 🍫 🏭.

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teatreeandaloe

4 years ago

I would travel to Paris

If you could travel anywhere in Europe, where would you travel to?

Hm, I would visit Venice, Italy. I think Italian happens to be one of the most beautifully spoken languages and I've always dreamed of living there when I was a little boy. Not to mention the beautiful architecture, it's all very breathtaking. I'd love to just watch the people travel by boat to their destinations. I wonder how they manage it all?

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teatreeandaloe

4 years ago

I got sunburned :(

Ouch. Put some ointment on that and you'll be fine.

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teatreeandaloe

3 years ago

Volmer’s Lab details.

A Cure for Wellness (2017) dir. Gore Verbinski

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teatreeandaloe

4 years ago

Good night Willy

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows! Ha ha!

Welcome to the Chocolate Factory, the place where if she doesn't like chocolate then I don't want her. Ahaha! I kid, I kid. But seriously. Look at this baby stir.