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What is your oc with the least trauma
“No one wants to look at art of OCs” I don’t think that’s true at all…I follow people specifically to see their OCs literally all the time. Bring back being curious about people’s OCs, asking questions about them and hyping them up like we did when we were teens
Adding this one as an addendum
This is so unbelievably true
small artists
I'm full of so much bisexual
This is so unbelievably true
I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.
boobs.
breasts.
bazongs.
*gentle smile*
cock, and balls.
*soft chuckle*
tummy.
oh, oh tummy.
truly beautiful.
this world may be full of beauty
but don't forget that you are beautiful as well
Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)
If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.
"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."
"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"
"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."
"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."
"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"
"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."
"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."
Pompei just like me frfr
Is there something that Pomni is ACTUALLY good at?
Accounting
whats ur villain origin story
lankybox
Gloink hive
IS THERE A GLOINK KING?????? IS THERE A KINGDOMS OF GLOINKS? Or is there just the gloink Queen!? DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD TASTE LIKE NERDS CANDY ROPES AND LEATHER? I THINK SO….
The Gloink King looks like a normal gloink and dies immediately after mating.
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
My problem is I'm an open book but I'm a weird fucking book man
This was right under a thirst trap and I think that’s perfect
GET AWAY!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!
Puki you need a censor squad like a full on squad of like..20 people
yeah the anime is great you just need to ignore the giant floppy cock and pussy that shows up every five minutes. It has rich lore.
Your workers always ask “Why do you put a self destruct button on your inventions?” Tired of their questioning, you decide to explain why it’s perfectly rational.
The helmet stays ON during sex
Wait does Luvart just NEVER takes off her helmet?
she actually was going to take off her helmet in the comic with the succubi, but i thought it would be funnier if this woman just kept her helmet on at all times.
THEY HIT THE SECOND TETRIS?!?!?
Yeah
We should rename eczema to “skinny fuck disease”
strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous
Please d for the love of GOD (I’m atheist) please don’t use the gen one puzzle I beg of you
Oooo what kind of job would Millie get in the pokemon world? 👀
I think I could be a town mayor/gym leader! (probably an electric-type gym)
-Millie
you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere
It’s also when I have no access to my art stuff like 90% of the time
M🟣CHI M🟣CHI
An asshole
what would you do if cancel culture tried to cancel superman?
who is cancel culture
This my friends is why you look at the blog name
I beat the shit out of a woman in a grocery store after she stole and sold the Pinkie Pie plush my friend had just bought me.