I Really Like Memes Like This. They Are Truthful, And There Is A Cat Involved. Just A Big Fan All Around.

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE JACKASS 3D (2010), dir. Jeff Tremaine

if we’re not unhealthily obsessed with each other to the point of codependency then what even is the point anymore

Beat me to a pulp and lick the blood off my face and tell me how I belong to you and you alone

we fucking on the autopsy table tonight

House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Directed by Rob Zombie

boyfriend who is violent and angry, girlfriend who gets wet when he's aggressive

i want a long hair metal boyfriend who barely talks.

very horny for soft affection and care