richie, on stage: I took eddie to the red carpet for my netflix special the other day. now like we both hate pda but we’re clearly fucking together, you know? anyway, some tabloid the next day was like ‘comedian richie tozier attends red carpet event with “””””close friend”””””. he went the fuck OFF. he tweeted ‘literally sucking his dick but go off I guess’. I thought that was the end of it but I had an interview the next day, right, and the guy shows me the tweet and says ‘so what does this mean?’ I’m just like ???? I looked him dead in the eye and said ‘he sucked my dick’. straight people exhaust me
“As Dante was watching me search the sky through the lens of a telescope, he whispered, “Someday, I’m going to discover all the secrets of the universe.”
I choked on my croissant while watching this scene. They own my entire heart.
I want to write what i really feel inside, but i realize i can’t. Because i don’t really know what i truly feel inside.
Lmao
Reporter: Myth, you just managed to win Gryffindor the house cup and earn the most points than any other student this year. What will you do next?
Me, leaning into the mic: Buy a new hairstyle
Florence Pugh attends the 92nd Annual Academy Awards
New Cultural Norm Idea
high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)
this is fucking amazing.
Find someone who looks (+lip biting) at you the way Zendaya looks at Tom Holland…and vice versa
hey guys so i've just rewatched IT chapters 1 and 2 for like the 1000th time and i'm craving for some reddie content, can anyone recommend your favorite fanfics or even comics? it can be one-shots or not it doesn't matter I just rly miss my boys 😭