my spotify wrapped this year
water is wet because every small piece of water is covered in water and Hannibal knows this but it is way funnier to pretend he doesn't
murder family headcanon that Abigail pulls her fathers into the worst debates to exist. one second it's a peaceful dinner, the next Hannibal is being held at knifepoint because he argued that water is not wet because something being wet implies being covered with water and if you cover water with water you simply get more water. Will is screaming.
It’s this time of the year again!
average transangelic exodus propaganda
"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
cant wait for the new Apple Bone Music feature to launch
While I’m on an absolute contemporary art kick, let’s talk about the Handphone Table by Laurie Anderson.
Originally created in the late 1970’s, visitors entering the exhibit room would stumble upon an wooden table, a few chairs and a photo on the wall depicting two patrons at the same table with their elbows up and hands over their ears.
Naturally most visitors would sit down at the table and try to match the people in the picture. And in doing so, they would be quite surprised to hear Anderson’s voice coming through their hands as if she was entering their consciousness.
What they didn’t know was Anderson had installed a secret, special speaker inside the table that transmitted sound vibrations through solid material rather than air. That is to say, the listeners’ bones conducted her recorded voice.
It was a way for a performance artist to be invisible and yet still present…inside a visitor’s head.
I stumbled upon an alternate, updated version of this artwork at the Hirshhorn, where instead of her voice, I heard her droning, experimental music vibrating up my arms and into my ears (among many talents, she is also a composer). Still just as trippy and deliciously creepy though. ;)
so nice of amazon to make another ineffable husbands playlist
here's a bug as compensation
a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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