Me: *constantly Worries About Whether Or Not I'm Truly Bisexual*
Me: *constantly worries about whether or not I'm truly bisexual*
Me: *Stresses about the fact that I could be enforcing a bisexual mindset upon myself out of a desire to be different*
Me: *Thinks about my sexuality WAY too often*
Me: *Finally asks friends about what they think about my sexuality from an outsiders point of view*
Friends: Lmao we thought you were either lesbian or bisexual as hell as soon as you stepped foot into this group. You're so gay at times we're all surprised you don't spew rainbows.
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Reasons why I am single..
"If you talk shit about my fruitcake one more time, Jane, I WILL go Magical Mom on your ass."
okay hear me out
a magical girl anime
but with moms instead
Give me more scenes where Rin unknowingly uses his demonic strength. I'm not meaning in times of violence or anger, but in everyday aspects. Like his so used to his strength that he forgets it's on a whole other level. When someone has dropped something underneath some heavy piece of furniture he just...lifts the damn thing casually with one hand and just grabs the object. Everyone around him is just internally screaming in surprise like 'how the fuck is he doing that?? What did this damn boy eat when he was younger??' He does it all the time. Someone trips?? He just picks them up single-handily before they fall before setting them on their feet and asking if they're okay. He picks all of the grocery bags up in one go and carries them up flights of stairs no problem. He's accidentally broken off door knobs. Often. More than once at least. There's not a single jar this boy cannot open. Give me more demon powered Rin without the usual violence!!
The Skeleton War 2014
This is brilliant.
I think if Ally Beardsley and Taliesin Jaffe ever existed in a room together the world would fold in on itself with the sheer amount of collective raw eldritch and queer energy that their fleshy human facades contain.
I feel so soft every time Brennan tells someone in battle that it’s there go and he’s so excited when he shouts “[character name], it’s your turn baby!”
i would die for u mr Brennan sir please call me ur baby in that fun peppy way you do I need the serotonin
*hearing the soothing voice of tiilei say “I’m here for you”*
Me, tearing up: m-mx kaner you give me life and serotonin free of charge. I would die for you
Okay, but imagine.... wings.
Each person having a different style, shape and colour.
Your soulmate has the exact same shape and colour as yours.
Some people are born with two colours.
NO GENDER-SPECIFIC WING COLOURS.
Meeting someone with the exact same colour, shape and style and going out for ice cream.
Lying on the couch at night, after a bad day at work/school and having your wings wrap around you.
Going to a park, jumping off a swing and having your wings shoot out.
Just wings.
WiNGS
Wings
WINGS.
FUCKING ARTHUR
earlier, someone posted this picture:
so naturally -
ARTHUR GET DOWN FROM THERE
I SAID “GET DOWN” NOT “FUCK WITH BIRDS” STOP FUCKING WITH BIRDS ARTHUR
this is somewhat acceptable
“NO. NO DANCING ALLOWED IN LOCKER ROOMS.”
RUN, ARTHUR, RUN!!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
…eh. business as usual.
“DUMBLEDORE YOU FUCK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT FUCKING CALMLY”
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M ON FIRE”
“MERLIN YOU USELESS AGLET FUCKING HELP ME”
