Leafs Discourse Is Literally Just The Barbie Monologue. Like If They Don't Show Emotion They Don't Care

i wrote a little psa

Johnny Toronto has a goal🥳🥳

reading comments on the hockey subreddit as someone who isn't a leafs fan and doesn’t keep up with their games, you might think Mitch Marner is a horrendous player who scored four own goals and killed someone but then you check the score and he had a 3-point game

Hockey twitter and tumblr finding out their faves are conservatives every 3 business days and genuinely being surprised gets me every single time omg

1st career NHL start 1st shutout 1st star

DAL @ TOR | March 15, 2022

I have a very important internal social rule, I don't talk to anyone who hates Mitch Marner

SOUPY SHUT OUT AHHH

The answer is always yes

made myself a new playlist today

when santa doesn't sneak a hockey player from the toronto maple leafs under the tree :/