“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”

STTTOOOOOPPP YOU'RE KILLING THEM

beach day 🏖️☀️

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

guys. im watching mha for the first time. froppy.. literally the cutest

ƎNA art I made on 2024 for Summergrounds showdown, kinda like inktober but epic cuz it's in July and Newgrounds themed. I've been told time and time againg that they are green, so it's as good a time as any to tell you guys I'm colorblind.

Imma start posting some more old art

Having one random ass character be the one human being would be hella funny, like give me Eowyn as Miranda Otto and have every other muppet exclaim her name in unison I beg you