Here, Have Some Simon Sketches From Over The Summer After I Had Just Read Carry On For The First Time

Why were you always so bothered by Fleur? Was there more to it than just jealousy of her interactions with Harry and protectiveness of Bill?

Green-Eyed Monster

Lily: Are you upset because... you kissed a guy?

Lily: How many guys have you kissed?! Who?!

Sirius: *winks*

(Based on a text post by ???)

Hamlet but during all of his soliloquies he rolls around like Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

PYRATES BEWARE // an instrumental playlist for piracy and sea voyages

when the king brands us, pirates, he doesn’t mean to make us adversaries. he doesn’t mean to make us criminals. he means to make us monsters.

Dorcas is still open if anybody wants her!!! (18 or younger if we want some Dorlene to happen lol)

Hp Rp Night - Details:

Hp rp night set for Friday 8th May starting at 10am GMT continuing all day (you can come and go as you please). Shoot me an ask off of anon or a dm letting me know which character you’d like to do (with your rp account URL if you have multiple), no deadline to this just let me know so i can update the character list. Tag for the event is ihp3 so we can track all of the rps.

Scenario: Marauder’s era, post Hogwarts, early days of the war. It’s the festival of Beltane ball (i know its like a week late but shush its also 50 years ago) both sides are celebrating but wary of a surprise attack.

Character List (genderbent characters and OCs welcome):

Mary - @nerdie-faerie (Me)

Remus - @ravenclaw-has-claws

Lily - @askananimagus

Fenrir - @markdoesanrp

Peter - @ask-dromeda

Sirius - @transaurus

Marlene - @sugarxbeanie

Dorcas - OPEN

Alice - @askyourlocalhufflepuff

Bellatrix - @jellyfishnshakespeare

James - @minervasprout

Lucius - @cyrusharlow

Emmeline Vance - @thereisnoneedtocallmesir

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Are you okay, Mar? You’re acting a little funny.

Lily: *Snaps in front of her face*

Lily: You’ve been acting so weird all day, you don’t seem “fine.”

Lily: *Gasps* Wait, does this have anything to do with Dorcas?

Lily: *Gives her a look*

Lily: Wait, do you... do you have a crush on Dorcas?

Lily: I kind of figured.

Nico di Angelo is online!🖤

He’s just run off from Will Solace after holding the healer back from futilely attempting to save Octavian during the Siege of Camp Half-Blood. Now, he’s actively avoiding him because of it... and perhaps another reason he has yet to come to terms with.

sugarxbitch oh no

replace one word of your url with bitch

Oh my g o d