Looking Awfully Porky After My Breakfast: A Cheeseburger And Mac And Cheese Made With A Whole Stick Of

The cruise has these indulgent sundaes, topped with all kinds of extra treats (this one has tiramisu), usually for an outrageous $17. For me, they're free. As many as I want.

Let's just say, they may not cost anything but it's adding up in other ways. 🥴🐽

Dad was looking mighty stuffed after the buffet

Made sure the all you can eat was worth it 😮‍💨

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show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

Yes please. That gut is coming in strong and fast.