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🌱Would you love to own a Plant? - My Mom Needs You🌱

Hello everyone,

incase you’re just seeing this, My mom is a plant lovers. It’s been her, her cat, and her plants since we lost my dad as a kid. Unfortunately, Few years ago cancer came in between her and her plants. Just few months ago she had a successful surgery to remove the cervical cancer. We thought we were done.

With deep sadness, I must share that despite the successful removal of her cervix, my mom began experiencing severe internal pains during her recovery. After several check-ups and extensive kidney tests, it was confirmed that her kidneys have been affected by the cancer in a process known as metastasis. We now find ourselves facing a new and daunting challenge.

The treatment plan for metastatic cancer is complex and depends on various factors, including the type of primary cancer, the locations and number of metastatic sites, my mom’s overall health, and the treatments she has already undergone. Unfortunately, this new phase of treatment is extremely expensive, and we are struggling to manage the costs.

Compounding our difficulties, my sister was recently laid off just a few weeks into her new job, and our plant shop is not running as it should. We are in a dire situation, having exhausted many of our resources to treat my mom's cervical cancer.

With heavy hearts, we are reaching out to you once again to request your help. We are initiating a crowdfunding campaign to raise funds for my mom’s kidney treatment. If you can, please consider donating. Your support means everything to us, and we are eternally grateful for any assistance you can provide. Below you find link to her cancer story/journey from months ago and a link to donate.

Thank you for standing with us during this incredibly challenging time.

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A plant lover who wants to save her mom!Your support is much appreciated!

Team Tokyo + Sukuna playing wii sports

Mini chats- I thought of this at like 3 am and thought it was too good to pass up

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YUJI

Probably likes playing baseball

He doesn’t get really competitive but when he does he’s usually always ahead

When they catch his ball he shouts their name and grumbles back to his seat

Everyone has their own mii so when he catches his own ball he looks in the nearest mirror saying “This is betrayal” and everyone else is laughin in the background

And Basketball he’s probably gotten past that black dude in orange ONCE and was on top of the world

Whenever they play a duo type game I wouldn’t say people are rushing to get him on their team cause it’s still Yuji and literally anything could happen or go wrong

But they normally pick him cause even thought they aren’t guaranteed a win being on a team with him is fun

He likes the wakeboarding game too, he always gets a bunch of points for tricks and everyone just calls him a show off

He enjoys playing the air sports especially the sky diving one he always gets a perfect chain on that

When playing he can hear Sukuna laughin in his head cause he swears to himself that they’re falling to their deaths

NOBARA

She LOVES Wii tennis but she gets way too competitive at it

She would probably be the first one to throw the Wii at the TV by accident because of tennis

If she’s playing against computers and plays her own mii she asks “Does that mean I was too strong or too weak??”

When playing tennis everyone wants to be on her team, cause she always tends to win

But if you miss the ball she’s probably gonna yell at you a bit

It’s a small price to pay for the winning team

Probably likes cycling too, but she gets too out of hand and somehow goes way faster than she’s supposed to

She usually wins if Megumi doesn’t catch up somehow

MEGUMI

Says he doesn’t wanna participate but there’s those two games that got him front line and center

Table tennis and Swordfighting

In Table tennis you can’t score on him cause he’s so aware of what’s going on

Maybe like 2-5 points but that’s it

When playing Table Tennis with Nobara they tend to go back and forth for the longest neither of them letting the ball drop

To speed the process up he just aims for places out of her reach, and when he wins against her he has just dumb smug look on his face

Now sword fighting

Hes just really good at it there’s no denying it

If you’re at the edge he shows no mercy he just goes ham

The only person that had come close to even beating him is probably Gojo, but it got flipped around real quickly

Everyone was rooting for Gojo tho

GOJO

This whole thing was his idea, he found the Wii and the game and he was like “Let’s play this” with stars practically in his eyes for the first years

And they were all hyped up too cause it’s a Wii game how could you not be

He’s good at the frisbee game and that just pisses everyone off

He always makes it in the middle and everyone is just looking at him like “HOW??”

And he teases everyone by saying it’s not the game it’s just them

Everyone yells at him but he’s just laughing at them

He’s also pretty good at golf but he finds it boring

He normally gets a hole in one, or gets it in with two shots

And everyone is like “Maybe another game.” And they all agree and Gojo tries to stop them cause he wants his win documented

But it’s Gojo so they act like they don’t hear him and move on to the next game

Like Yuji it would be fun to have him on your team, but he’s not as focused on winning so it’s just all fun and games

But when one of them taunts him something just switches in his brain and if you’re on his team for duo games, especially tennis good luck cause you’re gonna be movin around a lot

SUKUNA

Only there cause of Yuji’s pure curiosity, he was wondering which games he was good at

And to no surprise the showdown on the sword fight is is favorite

When someone rolls of the bridge he just laughs, and I don’t mean a little chuckle he’s actually cracked up about it

Everyone hates how quickly he learns, while it takes everyone a while to get all the 100 pins down on the bowling mini game, it takes him one attempt, and they hear Nobara saying he has to go

If he plays tennis with Nobara they go back and forth for so long that everyone decides whoever gets the first point is the winner

What really makes everyone pissed is that he beats that one black dude with the orange shirt in everygame, and he’s just laughing saying that everyone must suck cause it was easy to him

Nobara was 🤏🏾 thisss close to strangling him, until Megumi said that she can’t strangle a curse

WHAT TYPE OF JEWLERY THE BAKUSQUADE WOULD BUY YOU

👩🏽‍💻: I hyperfixate off of chains . as always, black reader!

BAKUGOU

NECKLACE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

first off all, oh my god what I’d do to have a chain with his name (but y’all already know that..)

he’d probably buy it out of the blue , random Tuesday.

but would spend a week in advance wondering how to give it to you without sounding too in love with yo ass

sero had to help him out, and denki but we all know denki ass AINT no help.

You were coming back from training with Mina and Jirou and then Bakugou came stuttering in, you went to kiss his cheek as usual when he finally told you about the jewlery

“hey y/n, look I gotchu this chain aight? yo ass better wear it too this wasn’t cheap. and you already know it’s real.”

Then he kissed your cheek and left you flustered in the commons room with your friends squealing at the name “katsukis”

you were def in love with him after that - made sure to buy him all the video games he’d ever dream of and make him mad spicy food.

bonus: denki would always ask bakugou how you always stick with his ass and then bakugou would respond with “if you can’t get your girl a chain and you’re jealous jus say dat.”

chain -> gold , name -> has diamonds inside , his pockets -> dented like a mf.

SERO

PROMISE RING

you cant tell me his lil romantic ass wouldnt. Try and tell me.

would buy you it near your anniversary

his ass would be grinning so hard because he just KNOWS that he stepped with this gift

but was super nervous that you wouldn’t accept or you’d be too anxious and think it’s too soon even tho you’ve been together for a year

he truly loves you and wants to show you that , so he bought you a ring cuz why not.

Would text you to come to his dorm, which wasn’t out of the ordinary since you guys always chill at each other dorms.

“Hey babe what’s up” that was met with a kiss on his cheek and laying on his lap looking at your phone while you both caught up on small things, then he finally brung out the piece of jewlery

“Okay, please don’t freak out but I really really love you and to show that I bought you a promise ring. To promise you that I’ll always be there for you no matter what mi amor. You don’t have to accept since I know this is a lot but-“

Yeah you shut him up with a kiss to his lips and running your hands through his hair just how he likes - it calmed both you and him down

You gracefully accepted the ring and from there it was like you just fell head over heels for his ass, sero feels like the superior boyfriend

bonus: sero and Kirishima totally did not make a bet who could get their girlfriends the best gift…

Ring -> diamonds , pockets -> most DEF dented

KIRISHIMA

DIAMOND HOOPS

When you first started putting your hair in puffs is when he admired your hoops

Like damn ain’t nobody tell you to look dat good.

he mentally reminded himself to buy you some one day

would buy it when he saves enough for it

When he buys them he’s going straight to your dorm to give you them so he can see you wear them the next day

Walking around the dorms with heart eyes and shit little mf simp

“Kiri damn I’m coming” you laughed lightheartedly coming toward the door as he shoved the box in your hands looking at you with sparkly eyes

“I love you baby, I hope you love these earrings.”

now he making you cry, damn kiri.

you hugged him tightly and thanked him over a million times. Now he feels the most manly he’s ever been and now you’re planning your wedding venue.

you wear the hoops the next day with a pretty summer dress and sandals, he can’t stop staring at you.

hoops -> silver , pockets -> dented

DENKI

MATCHING CHARM BRACELETS

I just feel like he would love to have matching shit with you

he saving his money the day he saw a couple with matching bracelets and now he wanted them

so that means… no buying video games and shit .

Once he did but it he made SURE to make an announcement abt it to everyone in the commons room. I mean like he texted everyone “come to commons room ASAP”

“Is everybody here? Good. Y/N my BEAUTIFUL WIFE i think you’d love to know I bought us matching charm bracelets. Who you know out here that got matching bracelets? Nobody, das right😌”

The girls are squealing for you, the boys(especially bakugou) are groaning and going back to their room bc they fr thought it was important, and you’re gushing:)

“Aw thank you my love!!” You kiss him on the cheek and he shorts circuits a little bit but it was completely worth it.

In private he’ll tell you why he picked the charms he did and why they’re re significant in your relationship

He now always creeps up behind you and pull up your sleeve to see if you’re wearing the bracelet, you always are. Now it’s both a mutual game to try and catch the other slippin.

Bonus: his ass would come to you and be like “4 liferrrrsssssss😜”

bracelet -> yours is rose gold and his is gold! , pockets -> dented as hell .

calling them weird pet names

(tiktok trend)

character(s) : bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, todoroki shouto (bnha)

part 2

based off this tiktok

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned

headcanon type : fluff, crack (there’s swearing because of bakugou)

note(s) : basically, it’s a prank where you gradually call your s/o weird things. another part of the ‘tiktok prank’ saga 🤠 i plan on making 3 parts (but it really depends on me lol)

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bakugou katsuki

this was going to be FUNNY because man already hates being called overly affectionate pet names (but unironically— like sugar cakes, baby plums, etc.)

but he cares a little less when you do it, just please don’t do it infront of the kirikamisero trio— they’ll never let him go

so you decided to do this tiktok prank because why not? it’s a pretty harmless prank that has no damaging side effect i hope

you start off pretty tame, you hold your phone down low, so he doesn’t see that you’re recording “hey babe!”

katsuki only huffs, and pecks you on the lips “what’s up, idiot?” a it’s a pretty standard response, considering that babe is something he calls you too (sometimes)

an hour later, you move onto a different nickname “baby cakes!” you call out to him, and he immediately turns his head to your direction

“what’s up with you?” he asks— still being unable to catch onto the prank, but he still dips forward to kiss you on the cheek

a few hours later, you call out to him, while he was walking with kirishima and kaminari you’re committed “hey babylon!”

and you’ve never seen him whip his head around in such speed, staring at you in utter confusion. he’d pretend that he didn’t know you, but it’s too late and you have to stop yourself from laughing

“the hell are you calling me babylon for??”

“nothing, baloney!”

“HAH?? bALONEY?? DO I LOOK LIKE BALONEY TO YOU??” and in the background, you could hear the sounds of kirishima and kaminari bursting into laughter

you told him it was a prank eventually, but the only consequence was that you were only allowed to call him katsuki for the rest of the day. just give him time to get revenge. you’re lucky he loves you

on the brighter side, the video does extremely well, gaining 2.0M likes, and the comments really just consist of—

“WHSNEJS HIS FACE WHEN YOU CALLED HIM BALONEY” “why did he look so insulted when you called him baloney 👁👄👁” and “wow i just remembered that i was single- oh to have an angry boy be soft around me.”

he doesn’t want to be known in this kind of way so,, please try not to mention it to him when he’s in a snarky mood 🧍

midoriya izuku

the type of guy that loves his pet names— to the point he’d accidentally gross bakugou out he goes a little overboard sometimes

well, i wouldn’t say he’d go to the extent of what you’re about to do.

izuku doesn’t really have a strong opinion on calling him petnames infront of other people — but maybe just not his mother,, it wouldn’t hurt a little tame around inko

you decided to do this prank after seeing it on tiktok and hey— you have a boyfriend yourself so,, why not?

similar to bakugou, you start off pretty normal— going to his room just to see him “hey sweetie pie!”

you hold your phone in a matter that’s not very obvious to your boyfriend’s eyes. but it’s high enough to capture the growing blush on his cheeks, “hey, sweetie!”

the next encounter was when you wanted to catch his attention (for just a short moment) during his studying session “honey bunches, when are you going to finish?”

he perks his head up, snapping out of his focused state— cheeks dusted with a wonderful red blush “s-soon, honey.” his reactions don’t seem that bad YET

you seek out for his presence— wanting to hang out with him after training, and also wanting to catch a better reaction out of him “horoscope!”

izuku, hearing your voice— turns to your direction in confusion. is this a new pet name you’re trying out? he’s unsure

“i-is that me?” he asks, quickly before giving you a quick kiss on the cheek

“yes lampshade, i am talking about you” and you almost laugh at his bewildered reaction, but you have to stay loyal to the tiktok

👁👁❓ lamp,, shade??

then, he was stuck in a state of confusion— and he’s trying to think about how a lampshade correlated to him all of a sudden. is it a metaphor?? an inside joke?? he’s unsure

“izuku, it was for a tiktok!” you exclaim, bursting into laughter— and patting him on the shoulder

sighs of relief. he laughs with you— smiling about how you managed to make yourself sound so,, genuine with the weird nicknames

you posted the tiktok a few hours later (after hanging out with izuku) and the video blows up :0 precisely with 800k likes and 1.8M views

“he looks so cute when he’s confused!!” “his reaction when you called him horoscope ahdjwksk” “where did you buy your boyfriend lol”

todoroki shouto

his pet names for his s/o are just,, heavenly. a different breed.

he usually sticks with “love” and “darling”because that’s what he’s most comfortable with (or maybe it’s because he saw it on tv)

you decided to do this tiktok prank on him because well— it’s harmless, and you kind of want to see if he’ll notice the sudden change

and also because mina wanted to know if he’d notice (she was also the one that brought it up to you, after scrolling on tiktok for a bit)

similar to the other three- to not draw any suspicion, you start off normal, and you also keep your phone at a not so suspicious height

“hey lover boy!” shouto hears your call, and the corners of his mouth turn up into a small smile, “hi love,” he immediately welcomes your touch— pecking you on the lips

you leave him be, and you decide to try again in a hour “hey sugar cakes, how are you?” you ask when he’s making soba in the kitchen

shouto smiles, “i’m good, thank you love. that’s a new one nickname.” so he DOES notice the sudden change

you try again in a bit, wanting to see a different reaction out of him. “candy cane!”

shouto turns around in confusion, “candy cane??” he’s confused. why are you calling him dessert names? maybe you want food? he’s not very sure

“why candy cane? do i look like one?” he asks genuinely, blinking owlishly. and you have to persist with the challenge and not laugh

“no, shower head. i just wanted to say hi— that’s all” you peck him on the lips, and you dip back to see his reaction.

he’s so confused. is there some sort of romantic etiquette that he doesn’t understand??

the final pet name was when you call him “garden hose.”

he doesn’t seem to think that you’re calling his attention, but after hearing that you were repeating ‘garden hose’

it was him that you were calling after.

“why are you saying that?”

“i’m talking to you!” you smile, ever so genuinely.

he leaves for a bit, and BOY COMES BACK WITH A SELECTION OF DESSERTS he’s not very quick with these type of things

“shouto, what’s all of this for?”

“you were calling me sugar cakes, and candy cane.” he comments, “i was thinking that you were craving for some sweets. or maybe you want to take a shower?” because right, you called him showerhead and garden hose

he’s too nice omg

you laugh at his reaction, “i appreciated the desserts but, shou— it was for a tiktok.”

🧍oh.

the video gets a good amount of views and likes, gaining 1M likes and 3.1M views— and the comments are just something alright.

“LMAOAOOQOA HE THOUGHT YOU WANTED DESSERT” “he’s so genuine please-” “but he’s so caring what?? where do i buy a guy like that?”

the moment mina saw the tiktok, she was rolling in her bed, laughing hysterically 💀

oh but, shouto definitely thinks that was some sort of etiquette he didn’t understand. so please clear it up lol

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do not plagiarize, repost, translate, or use my work for audio recordings without permission :))

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

hey fren! could you pretty please do a bakugou x fem!reader scenerio where reader has an overprotective ass dad and he sees bakugou with his hand on her ass? if you wanna you headcannons thats aight too lmao

ofc!

ʙᴀᴋᴜɢᴏᴜ ᴠs. ᴅᴀᴅ

ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs: ʙᴀᴋᴜɢᴏᴜ

ᴀᴜ: ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴍʜᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ

ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ: ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

“Cookout? What cookout?” He said in a relaxed position on y’all’s bed, spread eagle.

You put your bonnet on before slapping his feet off of your side, getting in the bed yourself.

“My parents are hosting the cookout this year. We’re having it at their place at 3 tomorrow.” You turned off the lamp sitting on your nightstand, but his stayed on.

“What’s a cookout . . . ?”

You nearly forgot. He’s never been to a cookout. This was the first one he was going to since y’all only been together for 9 months.

“It’s like a barbecue and a family reunion.”

He hummed in response, turning off his lamp. “What time we getting back home?”

“‘Round . . . 2 in the morning? Maybe later? I don’t really know. But it’s around that time.”

“Doesn’t it start at 3?!”

Tf she mean “around that time”? Bakugou thought.

“Yeah.”

“So just f-ck sleep, right?”

“Exactly.” You turned to him. “Don’t worry, we ain’t leaving the house till 4.”

“Ain’t you just said it starts at 3?”

“We not getting there at 3. I refuse to be ‘part of the set up crew.”

Bakugou chuckled, kissing you before you both fell asleep

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(Damn them sh-ts big as hell on here)

“Remember: yes ma’am and sir/no ma’am and sir, if you hear cousins and aunts talking, they ain’t finna actually do something, they just talk, um, what am I missing . . . ? Oh yeah—! Don’t provoke the itty bitty cousins.”

You were internally cursing yourself right now. You should’ve got dates and times before last night, so you could properly train him, instead of what your doing right now. Cramming.

Bakugou just nodded, looking through y’all’s closet for something nice to wear.

“Can you surprise me with an outfit?” You asked as you were doing your make up.

Like hell you were gonna let your cousins look better than you.

He pulled out a dress that barely covered anything, walking up behind you to slap your ass.

He’s an ass man.

“What you doing makeup for?” He looked in the mirror, seeing you focused.

“I ain’t letting my cousins and aunties look better than me. Got me f-cked all the way up— what’d you get me?” You looked behind you to see the dress he picked out.

Of course he’d pick that dress. He always picks that dress when you ask him to surprise you.

“Dumbass. They couldn’t look half as good as you if they tried.” He grabbed your ass, pulling you in to kiss him.

“Stop! I’m tryna do this!” You said, laughing while saying so.

He chuckled, laying the dress out on the bed before he decided to get dress himself.

“The hell this nappy ass wig doing on my dresser—“

“DON’T DO NOTHING TO IT, I’M FINNA WEAR IT!”

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You were sitting in the car, putting final touches on yourself before getting out.

Knocking on the door, one of your grandmas answered.

“Hey, baby!” She said in a course voice, slowly chugging her way to hug you, rocking you back and forth. “Look at you wearing grown folk clothes.”

“Hey grandma.” You chuckled, letting go. “This my boyfriend, Katsuki.”

“Ohh, you look like one of those pro-heroes. All Mights?”

The blonde hair reminded her of him.

He smiled. “Thank you, ma’am. It’s nice to meet you.”

“Nice meeting you, too. Well— well, come in. Your mama’s out back, baby.” She said to you before letting you both out.

Out there were your parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, some family friends. Everything like you expected.

You introduced Bakugou to everyone one by one. They kept saying how he was that one pro hero in the top 3 of Japan. Especially the itty bitty children who wanted to be a hero too.

They were 🤏🏾 this close to stealing him away from you.

He looked like he was enjoying himself, thankfully.

Well, at least trying to be before you and your favorite cousin reunited.

“AAAAAH! MISS GURL!”

“AAAAAAH!”

Y’all were screaming y’all heads off, laughing loud as hell, talking loud as hell.

“So you think you grown now that you got a pro-hero boyfriend, huh?”

Playing loud as hell.

Y’all were just loud in general.

You heard faint talking about how you were dressed when your cousin was tryna show you something.

Really think she doing something, huh?

Wearing that tiny thing to impress her friend.

It ain’t working.

Thank god your cousin was here, cause she heard the petty aunts and cousins talking, too.

She reassured you, like every year, that you looked perfectly fine. They mad cause they wanna be you. It was painfully clear.

They talked about you every cookout, even if you weren’t in seeing or hearing radius. You lived in their head rent free.

How’s it feel? 😏

Anyways, your dad and uncles were talking to Bakugou about grilling, even letting him flip a patty or two.

Must really like him if he let him flip a patty.

Your cousin went to the bathroom, so you walked over to Bakugou, seeing how he was doing.

“Hey, babe.”

“Hey.” He put an arm around your waist, setting his hand on your ass.

“To be honest, I don’t really like it medium well, I prefer my steak to be well, y’know? I like the sort of, charred taste, if you know—“ Your dad was talking before the sight of Bakugou’s hand on your ass cut him off. “What’re you doing there, son.”

Son would’ve been a compliment, if he hadn’t said it in the tone of voice he was using right now.

“What . . Nothing? What are you talking about old man?!”

Holy f-ck. Your boyfriend really didn’t wanna see tomorrow.

“Move your hand.”

You groaned. “We just gonna forget that I’m a whole adult?”

“Like how we forgot that little ass dress you’re wearing? Sure, if you want.” Your dad slapped Bakugou’s forearm with the hot spatula. “Hands off her.”

“He’s my whole boyfriend—“

“And this is my whole house.”

Your mom was watching from afar and sighed, finally making her way over.

“Katsuki, baby, you and U/n (uncle name) can keep cooking. I need to just talk to Y/n’s dad for a second.” She pulled him away.

You sighed in annoyance, holding Katsuki’s hand. “I’m sorry, babe.”

“Tch, it’s whatever. Sorry, U/n, I need to use the restroom.” He gave the tongs to your uncle before going to the restroom.

“Cool man, all good.” The uncle took it and started picking the ready to go meats off, putting them in a glass tray.

Your cousin walked past, looking at you both in confusion. “What happened?”

“I’ll tell you on FaceTime when I get home.” You sighed.

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“Damn,” Bakugou said to himself, devoring the food. “This is really good, Ms. L/n.”

“Glad you like it, baby.” Your mom smiled as your grandma nodded, gesturing a ‘thank you’.

“Eating like you ain’t had a good meal in months. Baby, what you feeding him?” Your grandma joked.

“Katsuki.” Your dad said abruptly, scaring everyone a little. “Thank you for caring for my daughter. And keep your raggedy hands off her.” The last sentence, it was clear he was joking cause he was smiling.

Bakugou smiled too, which made you relieved. “Yes sir.”

“Katsuki!” Some kids from their own little dinner table came over to your boyfriend. “Can we see your quirk?”

“He’s tryna eat—“ you tried reasoning but he was okay with it.

He showed off a tiny explosion from his hand.

Their little eyes lit up, telling him all about how they wanted to be a hero, too.

Surprisingly, he was good with them. Better than when y’all were in high school.

The rest of the time being, y’all had fun. Dancing, just talking, more eating cause let’s be honest, we know Bakugou couldn’t let that food go.

ɪғ ᴛʜɪs sᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴜsʜᴇᴅ, ɪ’ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ɪᴛ!

┇haikyuu boys and what squishmallows they buy you┇

❥characters: Tsukishima, Osamu, Atsumu, Kageyama, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Semi, and Suna

❥warnings: atsumu slander 😬 and making out?

❥genre: fluff

❥a/n: big thanks to @bakugouswh0r3 because she gave me these charcters to work off from 😳✋🏼

TSUKISHIMA

Pretty self explanatory

Actually got it for himself but you saw it on his bed and fell in love

He told you, you can’t have him

But you pouted

And HES like “no stop hes mine”

Like calm down Jamal, don’t pull out the nine

He gives in and you guys come to an arrangement you can have him only when you’re at his house

OSAMU

Saw this at the store with Atsumu and immediately thought of you

He also made you Cinnabon’s

Actually idk if this man can bake

Bc baking and cooking are different

But let’s pretend he can bake

ATSUMU

Berry B Benson.

Moving on

Okay okay

So he was on tiktok one day and he saw a video of a boyfriend buying his s/o one of these and then they made out afterward

So he was like

“Okay if I get them a squishmallow they’re gonna want to make out with me”

He got it for you but you just kissed his cheek and went on with your day

KAGEYAMA

Cow=milk

Obviously 🙄

Nah but fr

You were gushing about getting the strawberry cow pillow pet and we’re going to get it but it sold out 💀

And then oikawa knew u were sad so he wanted to get u the next best thing

And he didn’t know what it was so he had to awkwardly ask the third years

And asahi said “I heard a lot of girls like those sauishmallow things” “asahi..you like those swuishmallow things” -suga

So he searched for a cow one and bought it for you <3

OIKAWA

Oikawa is extra.

Also idky but this bird made me think of rio and rio made me think of Argentina

Rio is in fucking Brazil.

Anyways, he sees it when he’s at the store (conveniently he was there to get some snacks for u and him to share)

And then he sees this beaut

And buys it

He actually buys two

One for him and one for you, obviously

IWAIZUMI

You sent him a tiktok saying how cute squishmallows were and then he got into his car and straight up went to the store to buy one 💀

He didn’t know which one you wanted exactly so he awkwardly asked an employee what she thought

And well he bought this

SEMI

You mentioned to him that you realllly wanted a squishmallow because of how cute they are but you never expected him to get one for you.

Obviously, he ended up getting you one but it took him a hot minute to decide 💀

He even begged for Shirabu and Tendou’s opinon

They were no help.

SUNA

At first he was going to get you a really ugly one as a joke but decided to buy this cutie right here instead

Like Tsuki, it’s more for him than for you tbh

Like wherever he goes your house he steals it

Then when you go to his you steal it back

And it’s an ongoing thing where you guys steal this little guy back and fourth

Random Headcanons I have about the Marley kids if you parented them in a Modern au:

I love my kiddos 🥺

Gabi:

• A handful

• From her very babyhood you knew she would be a handful, but v fun!!

• The type of baby to try to stick forks and keys in electrical wall sockets when shes unsupervised for 0.2 seconds

• Also wildly strong??

• Picks up furniture n shit

• When she gets older she 100% would be addicted to a gaming console

• A roblox kid

• Spends all her allowance on robux

• On her schools soccer team and in band

• She gets a note sent home from school with her at least once a month

• Has a very messy room with multiple band posters strewn about

• You later find out all the posters are covering holes in the wall

• “...Gabi?” “Yes?” “Is that a hole in the wall?” *Throws another poster over it* “NO???”

• Super sporty

• The kid that all the other moms are like “I wish my kid was like that!”

• You just smile cuz they don’t know the chaos you deal with at home :’)

Zofia

• The quietist baby...never cries

• The only times she did cry were BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMS OF AGONY

• You took her to the doctor as a toddler cuz you thought she was deaf only for her to just be ignoring u lol

• Shes so quiet that you never hear her walking around so sometimes she’ll be right behind u and u have no idea and it scares the hell out of you everytime

• When she gets older shes a straight A student

• Starts ballet and is really committed to it

• Also joins a club at school, probably the debate club

• Reads a lot

• Practically lives at the library

• Really wants another sibling but won’t ask.

• Loves spending time with you (watching tv, doing puzzles, etc...)

• Watches a lot of reality tv but will never admit it

• Just a really good kid

Falco

• Dramatic baby

• Like,,,,

• Sits on the floor and starts crying cuz he thought he fell*

• Likes his big brother Colt more than he likes u

•Very mobile...He goes missing every ten seconds cuz hes always crawling or running away.

• When he gets older hes the most responsible kid ever

• Has a pet hamster with some dumbass name like gregory

• Absolutely distraught cuz he thought it died...soap opera style wailing

• Only for it to be hybernating cuz its cage was in front of a vent in his room

• “Why are you crying?” “Gregory is dead!” “...Falco honey hes asleep,”

• Joins the soccer team cuz Gabi did

• But hes p good at it!

• very musical and plays a lot of instruments

• Super into marvel

• Plays fortnite

• Def helps his elderly neighbors with things and flexes it

• Makes you a really proud mama/papa :)

Udo (my fav :’))

• The biggest mamas boy from birth

• CLINGY

• The kind of baby that just...always cries

• But hes so cute you can’t help but feel bad :(

• A very curious toddler, wanders off a lot to look at random flowers, bugs etc

• Separation anxiety

• Probably has night terrors

• Sleeps in ur bed until hes like 11

• A minecraft kid

• Has the creeper backpack and everything unfortunately hes that kid

• A band kid, he plays the clarinet and is super passionate about it

• Lives with Zofia at the library

• Also knows random facts about like everything??

• But theyre cool to listen to :)

• You do everything together :( he loves helping you cook and showing you his band stuff

• All his friends hang out at your house cuz your the “cool mom”

• He’ll never be embarrassed about loving his mom as much as he does :’)

To numb the pain of some of my babies dying :(