you decide to do a vlog with the dekusquad and bakusquad. here’s how it went
black!fem reader
warnings: none but cursing
this was pretty fun to write lol
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iida
regular morning in the iida household, your twins following their routine
potty, brush teeth, wash face, comb hair, and put on some clothes
iida was cooking breakfast when you waddled downstairs, round with another one of his babies
“baby... did you forget what today was?” he stopped placing bacon on the kids plate and started thinking
“theres nothing special planned for today, just some training with the kids quirks after breakfast and family game night.”
“but-” “if it was special it’d be on the calendar, you may go double check, even though it’s impossible that i overlooked something.”
“sweetheart-” “i know this is a trick, don’t worry, it’s cute! now, come eat.”
kirishima
there’s nothing you loved more than being with the love of your life, all plump and soft
just ready to get these monsters beautiful bundles of life out of you and raise them up with the necessary skills to be successful
as of this morning, kirishima was bustling around the house
packing whatever looked necessary for your stay in the hospital
“baby, did you forget what today was?” even though you were his love, he looked at you like you were the stupidest motherfucker alive
“of course y/n? our BABY?” you chuckled, holding your stomach
bakugou
bakugou is excused from hero duties today
that means it’s the first peaceful morning you’ve had together in a while
he leaned against the soft headboard with his hearing aids off, playing with you guys’ son
raising his arms and twisting his pudgy belly side to side
you reached over, picking up one of the aids and placed it in his left ear
“lover, did you forget what today was?” you rested your chin in your hand as you stared up at him from the fluffy comforter
his eyebrows furrowed and he looked at you, “i didn’t forget...” “then what’s today?”
he makes you question your entire existence
“you forgot what today was!” he said loudly and revved up that dumbass laugh
“no! i- wait, i was checking to see if you forgot!”
“no, YOU forgot and tried to get it out of me! ahah!”
that’s how it goes until you tell him it’s a prank
mini chats- cause why not 🤍
I’m not reading the manga so imma go off of him in the scouts
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I feel like the book that he had would not only have pictures of the ocean n stuff but probably some info on the races and ethnicities that were “wiped out”
So he would probably know what not to do and say you know
Anyways we stan educated people
Here you come along in your melanin monarch glory, you know flipping the whole damn script
anywho
Seeing how he is in the scouts it took him a while to ask you out
He was a little shy, he likes you a lot he kept on thinking about if you said no, or what could go wrong
Eren and Mikasa gave him a little pep talk and be shot his shot✨
Now when y’all start dating
You would teach Armin so much I’m not even kidding, you would teach him about your hair, your culture, what you eat all that jazz
His favorite thing to do would to help you with your hair on one of the few off days
Hair care would be incredibly hard to do seeing how they wouldn’t have things like shampoo or conditioner
But you would find a way to make your own to keep your hair clean
The moment he sees your fro as you’re prepping it for your wash day, he couldn’t keep his eyes off you
But like if you remember anything from where you’re from, if you came from outside the walls that is, he’s askin you a lot of questions
If you don’t you’ll tell him what your parents told you, and how you want to see it one day
He always asks you what’s the ocean like
Everytime you talk about beyond the walls he gets a lil happy and feels his dream coming true a little bit
This normally happens when y’all are cuddling or alone
If y’all are cuddling he slowly falls asleep with a smile on his face listening to you talk about the outside
Of course he doesn’t tell anyone cause I don’t think anyone would have reacted positively from anyone coming from beyond the walls
When Armin sees your glow it’s like everything fades and all he sees is you
Of course things like this would only happen during days off, cause honestly I don’t think it would have went well if he was gawking at you on the battlefield
I know the truth hurts
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⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆 𝒙 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌!𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ࿐ྂ
彡 ❛ 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝 ❜
彡 𝗳𝘁. benimaru, shinra, ogun
彡 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: fluff
彡 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: language and suggestive theme
彡 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: shoutout to dee for the idea @myhoodacademia
·˚ ༘ੈ✩‧₊˚ ╰┈➤ 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐌𝐎𝐍
⤷ Benimaru isn’t the one to have tiktok, or probably any sort of social media except Instagram. He’ll only have it just to watch your story or like and comment on your pictures
⤷ So obviously he’s never heard of this type of music playing inside your home
⤷ He decided to come and visit you since he had to be away for a mission and when he came in he was for sure taken back by what he saw
⤷ Beni was looking around your home and calling your name until he met with your back turned and your ass moving in a way he has never seen before
⤷ With the music blasting loud and you enjoying the leaked snippet of JT’s part, not even noticing your black-haired boyfriend watching you from the doorframe
⤷ Beni didn’t even say anything, he just leaned next to the door and enjoying the show you gave him
⤷ Watching you gyrate your ass and how your thighs moved along with it
⤷ An ever growing smirk plastered on him as his arms were tucked in his dark blue kimono
⤷ Soon enough you turned and jumped at the sight of your red/tic tac toe eyed boyfriend leaned on your doorframe, smirking and staring at your plush ass
⤷ “Beni what the fuck?! When did- How did- How long was yo ass standing there?”
⤷ Let’s just say, the show you gave him was clouding his mind too much to answer and lead onto “other things” that day
·˚ ༘ੈ✩‧₊˚ ╰┈➤ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐑𝐀 𝐊𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐄
⤷ WHEW! That boy was shocked when he heard the music blasting from your room and your demonstrating your moves to the girls (Tamaki, Maki, and Sister Iris)
⤷ Shinra was looking around to ask if you wanted to hang out later today until he was met with you shaking your ass
⤷ The girls were hyping you up as you moved your body up and down, doing it standing up, and demonstrating on the floor
⤷ Shinra walked into you with your hands on the back of your head and your ass and thighs moving simultaneously
⤷ Boy was his face and ears growing as red as his eyes
⤷ Plus his nervous smile growing very wide on him, with him being stuck
⤷ The boy was honestly frozen didn’t even know how to react
⤷ He didn’t know his girlfriend could move like THAT and to be honest he’s never even see someone move like that before
⤷ You being the first to show him, he obviously didn’t know what to do but at the same time he was enjoying it per se
⤷ The girls hyping you up made you move even faster and left the boy in a spin actually, soon enough to leave him dizzy
⤷ You kept going until Maki noticed Shinra at the door and gasped, along with Tamaki and Sister noticing as well
⤷ Sister immediately stopped the music and Tamaki called out your name until you stopped and questioned why the music stopped
⤷ Maki pointed to Shinra standing frozen and loudly stated, “Your boo is watching.”
⤷ Nothing ever felt anymore awkward until that day
·˚ ༘ੈ✩‧₊˚ ╰┈➤ 𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐍 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐆𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐘
⤷ The biggest hypeman EVER !!
⤷ Of course Ogun have social media so he is definitely aware of the song “twerkulator”
⤷ Actually he was the one who showed it to you
⤷ Ogun being an undercover City Boy? Definitely
⤷ You two were chilling in his room, watching tiktoks together until the leaked song came on from a tiktok
⤷ You two were dancing along and as the song continued, you were moving more of your body
⤷ Soon enough when you heard “These rich niggas throwin paper, now it’s time for the twerkulator (shake that ass)”
⤷ You hopped off his bed and that ass was MOVING
⤷ Ogun himself was on the bed recording you and hyping you up from behind the camera
⤷ You continued to move your ass in so many ways, ways that your boyfriend himself didn’t even know you could do
⤷ Of course he’s walked into you dancing to Megan, City Girls, and of course Nicki
⤷ So he’s used to you shaking your ass all the time but this time? WHEW!
⤷ He had to stop and take a breather real quick cause chile….
⤷ When did his girlfriend learn how to move like that??
⤷ Also he may have accidentally post the video and you may or may not have blowing up on instagram and tiktok
彡 the way I procrastinated on doing this-
彡 ANYWAYS- hope I didn’t do that bad
彡 kinda upset I flopped on benimaru but oh well
彡 shoutout to dee for the idea 🥳🥳
彡 anyways, hope you guys enjoyed <33
bye babes, drink your water, stay hydrated, and remember that you are the baddest bitch on the planet 🥰 no matter what ANYONE says
𝐏𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝟏𝟔:𝟏𝟏 💗
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Some of yall needed to hear this
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