I Know This Didn’t Exist Back Then But In My Mind The Marauders Would’ve Definitely Done The Chicken

Me and my sisters conversation as Kaz and Jesper since it’s about shadow and bone. I’m Jesper she’s kaz. Also for context my sister wants goats when she’s older.

Jesper: When you get a goat can you name it Milo?

Kaz: Why would I name my goat Milo?

Jesper: From shadow and bone.

Kaz:

Kaz: Get your own goat and name it Milo.

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

Vi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Caitlyn: What’s that?

Vi: Remorse code

Caitlyn: I’m even angrier now

AO3s down again. Tf am I supposed to do now sleep? Fuck that

I can’t stop thinking about it ekko took jinx with him after the bridge explosion and like healed her himself like I wanna try figure out if she’d like change sides or still be with silco but less murderous if that makes sense. Idk but if anyone has anything please tell me.

Introducing my science teacher through him being a mood

My science teacher:…and if you touch it too (some science shit I can’t remember) it could seriously hurt you or potentially kill you but it won’t here as it’s not the full thing… unfortunately

My whole science class: sir are you okay?!

Like seriously sir you good

I need a fanfic where reg doesn’t die and goes to uni and meets some muggle girl that he falls in love with and if I can’t find one imma write it myself

Pretty much yeah

the seven stages of writing:

1) wanting to and having an idea to write something

2) actually starts writing it after 3 months of procrasination

3) loses motivation

4) wtf is this shit 

5) the ‘crying cuz i think i lost all my writing ability’ stage

6) sobbing 

7) give up, curl into a ball, cry about it, then repeat

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I feel like Lily Evans did ballet and I will be standing by this for the rest of my life thank you very much