I Didn’t Need To Be Called Out Like This, But Yeah.

Things Jason Todd Has Said To The Batfamily More Than Once

Author’s Note: This was fun to do. Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit @mellowstatesmanhandsempath @it-is-dana

ª     Hey, Barbie and The Twelve Dancing Princesses, get over here and help me. Yes Dick, I was talking to you. Who the hell do you think I was talking to?

ª     You good replacement? I literally have no idea what he said, he was talking so fast.

ª     Why don’t you get over here and say it to my face pint-sized? You know what? I’ll even bend over so you can reach my face. How would you like that two-bit?

ª     Bruce, words cannot express how much I do not care. Tell you what, you give me two-hundred grand, and I won’t put a bullet in that fucker’s brain just because.

ª     Alfred have you seen my copy of Hamlet? I left it on the stairs? Really? When was I on the stairs?

ª     I’m only here for the free food and gear.

ª     The weather was supposed to be clear tonight? Oh well, more fun watching morons bust their asses in the rain as they run in terror anyway.

ª     Hey Esmeralda. Quit dancing around and fight. Acrobatics? Dancing? Same shit Nightwig.

ª     How long has it been since you slept Snow White? How many hours? It’s a goddamn miracle that you aren’t dead yet. 72 fuckin’ hours. Ho-ly. Shit.

ª     You know what teeny? I died before it was cool. You and all the others copied me.

ª     I have an idea about what would make me happy, B. Why don’t you bend over and let me plant my foot in your ass? That’ll make me happy.

ª     You know Alfred? Sometimes I wonder how you manage to get into our apartments, but since our laundry and housework gets done, I won’t question it.

ª     I’m still only here for the free food and gear.

ª     Dickhead, I’m running out of nicknames to call you man. What about Ric? Or Rick with a ‘ck’? No? Yeah, that name sucks. I’ll just stick to dildo and dickhead.

ª     I don’t care if the case is super important Sleeping Beauty. If Bruce finds out I let you stay up any longer, it’ll be my ass. And I’m too fuckin’ old to be chewed out.

ª     Wow look at that. Bruce’s spawn is angry about something. Shocker there.

ª     Okay…the hug isn’t so bad. Alright let go, I’m done being hugged. No, I’m not crying Bruce!

ª     You bought me a new bookshelf? Alfred, I think I might cry.

ª     Why don’t you people understand that I’m not here for you? All I want is free food and gear.

ª     I didn’t mean to shoot him in the head! His head got in the way of the other fucker’s arm! I mean, you have to admit, we have one less problem now.

ª     Up yours Cinderella. Yes, I mean shove it so far up there it gets lost. That’s what I mean Dick.

ª     Did that little fucker climb out the window? He sure did. Get back here and go to sleep! I don’t want to get yelled at!

ª     I’m not above beating the crap out of a thirteen-year-old, you little demon. Let’s go then. I’m not afraid of you. I fought Ra’s, Bruce, Dick, and Tim, and I’ll sure as hell fight you too.

ª     We could always kill him. What do you mean that’s not an appropriate answer? That’s always my answer when it comes to that pale-bastard, Bruce.

ª     Alfred, I don’t have enough books for my new shelf. You bought me more books?! I’m crying now.

ª     Give me the free food and gear! It’s all I’m here for!

ª     I hate all of you. I mean, I love you all and I’d do anything for you, but I hate you just as much.

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

tony is peter’s dad, pass it on

i relate to this. because i own more mugs than there are people in hawkins as well

the real mystery with stranger things is…

why the fuck does eddie’s uncle have so many mugs like dayum my dude you have more mugs then there is people in hawkins

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

I need to be able to have more tags lol

My life

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

ITS HERE GUYS AND IM LOSING MY SHIT, IM CRYING.

I’m prepared for my heart to break all over again.

Tim Drake aka Red Robin Edit for my friend since she needed to recover over Tim!Joker