Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
just play fetch with him soma
Dear new tumblr writers, I have an important formatting tip for you. It's an absolute must if you don’t want people to hate you, and that is to use the read more function.
Now, you may be asking yourself, what on earth is the read more function? Well, it's simple. Using this feature will create a line that hides everything below it with the text keep reading. Essentially, it's a way to shorten your post, so people don't have to scroll through a wall of text to get to the next post. It makes browsing tags a more pleasant experience. If you click the blue keep reading, the rest of your fic will appear. I've attached an example from one of my own fics below, so you know what it looks like.
The next question you may be asking yourself is how to create it. It hasn't always been easy, especially on mobile and the app, but there's a specific button for it these days. On the app, when you're writing a post, it’s always present at the bottom (pic 1 below) while on desktop, you have to jump to a new empty line/paragraph for the options to appear (pic 2 below), but the symbol is the same.
If you use this feature, more people are likely going to read your fic. Some people will not read your fic out of spite if you don't use this function, myself included. It sounds petty because it is. I recommend adding it after about 250-300 words, but do what feels right.
Happy writing!
Ummmm if I give you 6116 potatoes can you make a fanart of kix my boy 🥺🥺🥺
kix always deserves more fanart so i'll ignore my usual aversion to requests and i shall take your 6116 potatoes <3
(commission info // tip jar!)
he sits upon the froggy throne
ID under cut
[ID; A drawing of the castlevania character Juste Belmont sitting with crossed legs, one arm slung over on the edge of the froggy chair from the animal crossing series. End ID]
Polished Rhodochrosite Stalagmite Slice - Capillitas Mine, Andalgalá, Catamarca, Argentina
please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission
vaniatober days 13-16. prompts were witch, bat, book, statue
genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
I just found the funniest font ever
Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
The revival of my previous blog, ‘swaglesssoma/oodleladdle'My messages are broken so if you send me something there's an 80% chance I won't get itAnd my asks are so broken I just turned them off
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