Was Thinking About The Daffodil Field Scene In Bridgerton With Eloise And Pen And I Wont Lie If I Was

Watcing medic tf2 thirst edits while i have the most runny, hot, toe curling, feel like throwing up, head in my hands, holding back tears, spray shit of my life. call the fire brigade

Cant believe people are pushing this "bottom nancy wheeler" agenda when evidence proves the contrary

You lot aint seen the clip of nat where she says that nancy thinks steve and johnathan are the caretakers? I have.

Nancy 'strapped, buckshot to the balls' Wheeler, wears the pants. this is so important to me.

She is SO boyfriend and you WONT convince me otherwise

Anyway stan ronance

I know almost nothing about sonic lore, like i didnt read those comics or play a lot of the games or watch the tv shows. Ive seen sonic boom but im pretty sure that show is a pisstake anyway so idk and ive seen the first and second sonic movies.

Anyway my point is, is that i want to read amy x blaze fanfiction coz i like how the ship looks but i think the fics will have lore references that im not gonna get and im gonna be sitting there like "huh. What." And thats kinda killing my interest.

I dont even know that much about the characters. I liked blaze so much when i was a kid, like she was my favorite and i have no clue why. Like all i knew about her then is that shes a cat that has fire powers and shes kinda quiet and thats all i know about her now. i dont know what drew me to her.

Anyway this was just a rant with me speaking to an empty room bye

Whenever im reading a stranger things fic with nancy im always very disapointed when she doesnt just pull a gun on someone chatting shit, even though i know it would be wildly out of character for her

Like come on girl, pop that pussy and pop them between the eyes

Me when fem girl wears suit😍🔥😍😍🔥😍😍🔥🔥🔥😍😊😊😘😘😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🤩🥳🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😻😽😻😽😽😻😽😻😽😻😽😻😻😻😻

Barnacles are fucking disgusting looking and i hope they know that. Those ugly bastards give me such bad heebie jeebies.

I dont have trypophobia, its not the fact that its a foul, pale little cone that gets me. Its the fact that theres a goddamn CREATURE in that fucking cone that opens its unbrushed beak and sticks its dick out to spead its hideous disease on the back of a gorgeous lobster.

I pray they all die and i never have to think about them again.

Thank GOD i dont live near the coast because i would have definitely discovered nuke codes and bombed the beaches like it was the battle of dunkirk

If youre a barnicle and youre reading this, just know that everyday i pray for your extinction and only wish the worst for you, you grotesque fucking parasite.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Ive hated the act of cave diving for years and the recent trend of people making fun of it on tiktok has given me the validation to rant about it.

Cave diving is such a suicidal activity. How do you hear about a place called "Thats The Size Of A Shoelace" or "Bing Bang Soup' and think 'holy shit i NEED to get my ass in there!'

Why???? For clout? For bragging rights?? Did you lose a bet???

These type of caves have signs on them like 'hey moron, if you go in that hole over there, you'll get stuck and die of dehydration. No, you cant sue.'

Not to sound like john krammer but i swear to god people who do this shit have such a lack of a appreciation for their life. How are you born with NEGATIVE self preservation instinct.

And of course people that have died while cave diving is very unfortunate but i cant help but think of a certain song about train safety from 2012.

There are other dangerous, potentially life threatening activities you can do such as sky diving. However its really unlikely for something to go wrong and that kind of thing gives you the adrenaline rush people seek in cocaine.

Cave diving is slowly crawing through a tunnel as big as a possums tail and slowly paniking when you realise youve lost feeling in your arms and cant move to get out. The only thing youre getting in there is light headed and a loss of circulation.

Some people truly understand the meaning of free will and use it to spite god.

Masc sabrina masc sabrina masc sabrina masc sabri-

Im losing the plot gang

FREE ME

GOD IS REAL

There comes a point in every young childs life where they go "mum, whats your name?" And then proceed to be agast as she says something like 'Julie' or 'Madeline' and discover their mums name isnt actually 'mum'

They will never use this infomation unless theyre upset and need to pack a punch, so instead of the corny teenager, "SHUT UP MUM" they can deliver that blood thinning "FUCK OFF MADELINE" with some gumption for once in their lives.

"Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp." I chant as i read the corniest fanfic known to literature