“I’m Dying Sacha” While He Lays Down And Smokes Is The Funniest Shit

The new chapter of Five Nights At Sparky's is going to put me in an early grave... ITS SO GOOD???

<SPOILERS!! BELOW CUT!!!>

POOR NESS IS HAVING A PANICK ATTACK ON THE EMERGENY ROOM FLOOR, NO SHIRT ON, QND MIKE GOES RIGHT INTO COMFORTING NESS WHILE HE JUST IGNORED THE BLOOD GOOPIMG PUT OF THE DEMON CUPCAKE BITE IN HIS LEG???? (Still love Carl tho)

I AM DECEASED. ON THE FLOOR, IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS, SOBBING. I CANT DUDE, I LOVE NESS SO MUCH😭😭

SEEIMG THIS POOR LITTLE GUY AND HEARING HOW HE HAD HIS FIRST PANICK ATTACK ON HIS TENTH BIRTBDAY BECAUSE HE'S TOO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD, I CANNOT. I DONT KNOW HOW I FINISHED THE CHAPTER WITHOUT TEARING SEVENTEEN HOLES IN MY WALL. MIKE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART?? AND NESS??? GIVING A COVER STORY PURELY SO MIKE DOESNT GET REPORTED FOR ENDANGRING ABBY?? OHMYGOD😭😭

ahem, so, I love them☹

Love footage and hearing voices in the Pizzaria!?!? Ness is getting closer to solving the Freddy's case⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨

Link!:)

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

Securitywaiter hints on Ness' instagram wink wink? Hmmm??

THIS‼

STWG daily prompt 5/11/23

prompt: daylight savings

pairing/character(s): steddie and their little kid who is somewhere between 12 and 18 months old idk how babies work

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The sound of babbled yells wake Steve up abruptly, and from the way he feels Eddie tense up where he's sprawled out over Steve's chest, he figures he's awake as well.

"Your turn." Steve grumbles, stubbornly keeping his eyes shut and turning his head away from the baby monitor. (They don't even need it at this point, Lydia's loud enough down the hall on her own. It's just to soothe their own anxieties about not hearing her somehow.)

It might seem mean of him to not jump up to go to his baby, but he knows what each of her cries mean. And this one is barely a cry at all, more of her yelling her current favourite cycle of words. Dada, papa, baba, and dog are the current ones.

"Dadadadadada. Dadadadada!" She's currently yelling, sounding like she's right up against the baby monitor. She might be, is probably standing up in her crib and holding onto the bars while she calls for them.

Eddie groans, and finally starts to move.

"'s too early, what the fuck." He murmurs after his warmth leaves the bed, and Steve finally opens his eyes to glance at their alarm clock. It reads 5:24AM. Usually she at least lets them sleep until 6:30. Although...

"Didn't the clocks change last night?" He asks quietly, words becoming more intelligible now he's a little more awake. He vaguely remembers turning the clocks in the house back by an hour when they went to bed last night, in preparation.

"Fuck. Yeah." Eddie sighs, and then finally walks out of the room.

Steve snuggles back into his pillows, and closes his eyes again. But before he can start drifting back into the realm of sleep, he hears Eddie's voice through the baby monitor, higher pitched in the way he usually talks to Lydia.

"Hiya, Lyds. You're up early today, huh?"

"Papapapapapa."

"Yeah, that's me. You know, you're supposed to turn your clocks back so you don't wake up so early. Lemme help you with that, I think your clock is in your tummy."

And Steve grins to himself as Eddie makes exaggerated mechanical noises with his mouth and Lydia giggles afterward. Eddie's sound effects dissolve into chuckles too eventually.

What a lovely sound to fall back asleep to.

Im planning to write a detective Ness fic, just, GIVE ME TIME‼

I already have the opening scene locked and loaded in my head for the past month, my headcanaon of Ness walking into the local pd and just giving over his evidence and research that incriminates like 17 people to the police just because he got bored.. it eats at me.

Local people have been scratching their heads at the carjacker in town for 6 months, and Ness just calls them up all cheery "Heya there, I've got *whatever secret/codename the pd calls the mystery carjacker dude* ready for yall to come pick up. No, he's fine- just thought you guys would want 'em wrasseled up by now :)" and he's just sitting on the guys back in his driveway to keep him down 😭

For that one it could have been a coincidence, but the pd finally decide to give him a trial on helping out the detectives and then it goes on from there.. but that's a secret, its for the fic :)

I have SUCH a good idea for a SecurityWaiter animatic to the song Diet Mountain Dew Demo, WHEW! It's seriously taking over but I can't draw people for the life of me, I'll write it out alongside the lyrics and add it as a note/quote here now in a minute. :D

Hi so I’ve not watched stranger things but I’ve been reading a lot steddie fics so I had an idea

Steve-Finney Blake (Black Phone)

Chrissy-Gwen Blake (Black phone)

Mrs. Harrington and Mrs. Cunningham are sisters.

Chrissy’s visions means she knows what’s coming and Steve has his ghosts.

Steve/Eddie and Chrissy/Robin with fake relationship Steve/Robin and Eddie/Chrissy because 80’s and homophobia.

Steve being an absolute mom to the kids with Eddie giving severe dad energy

Lots of medieval court metaphors for high school hierarchy.

Oooh, okay that sounds good. But it is kinda funny that I've never watched black phone and you've never watched stranger things lol.

I honestly love the au's where steddie and buckingham have their fake swapped straight relation ship because, well, time era homophobia, but because behind closed doors its the sweetest romance between them (as in stevexeddie and robinxchrissy)

It KILLS me but I'm a suckered for it

What if I literally jamp RIGHT NOW.

This is the most homophobic thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

THAT IS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I LITERALLY KILLED MYSELF RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO FUCKING JUMP.

I DONT CARE THAT HE LOOKS GREAT DUDE THATS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I DIED RIGHT NOW 😭💔

3 hours later

Wellll ya seeeee maybe we could figure something out I GUESSS..

"Hi, um, i'm Arlo and I'm looking for my parents. Do you think you could help me?"

Just Arlo walking out into the roads looking for his parents after being 'asleep' for 20 years, and meeting Manjusha. Her helping him and seeing how childlike he is in while watching TV and eating all sorts of things packed with sugar. I can't stop staying on the thought that, yes, Arlos now 26 (at the time) but must still have such a childlike mind from 'sleeping' through so much life and experiences. But then we skip to 2 years later, no longer is the childlike Arlo that first walked into the Tv30 studio, but someone completely different on the outside that had to grow and 'man up' in such little time and pretend to be so adult so quick. But on the inside? He's just a kid. A kid looking for his parents.

He had to go from 6 to 26 (and now 28) in a matter of months? (Mentally that is) along with trying to find his parents and being is all senses of the phrase, a completely different person than who he was before the incident. A mental age of SIX. And now he's supposed to act like he's got it all together? Go get a job? The kid was six just moments ago to him, but now he's a grown man. In matters of an instant to him. I can't even imagine the out-of-place-ness that he would have felt, does feel, so lost completely and just seeking out to find his parents, and then boom: 'adult' and going around smoking and drinking just because he's an adult now and that's what adults do.

You can SEE that he's still so young to himself in the gif when he first meets Manjusha, god It makes me want to give him a hug so bad.

Age regression wouldn't even be able to begin how he must feel, I just want to read something where Arlo finally gets the comfort and time to be like a kid that he needs :(

I can link the 2 or 3 fics I've found that Include comfort and time to be a kid again for Arlo if anyone is looking for something like that to read!