I Need Him Like... Biblically

the video of them white boys kissing

“I’m being forced to go to a poetry reading by this visiting author i’ve never heard of and i’m waiting for it to start when you sit down next to me and i try to make conversation, and yup, you’re the fucking author” au

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Jyn needs to pass Latin American literature in order to graduate next month.

And she is. Kind of. Well, almost.

She will be passing once she gets her extra credit points from attending this goddamn poetry session.

She’s never been quite the best at analyzing literature or writing essays or poems or anything of that kind of sort (she’s a maths kind of girl or more specifically, a programming kind of girl), much less anything past British literature. But she needed to knock out her goddamn global cultures and writing flags before she graduated, so she figured the class could kill two birds in one stone.

The only minor problem being that, her stone was not killing either birds, figuratively.

Which is how she finds herself at some dumb poetry reading by a Mexican author of sorts who is supposedly an alumnus or grad student or other at Yavin University of which her professor could not stop going on and on about because one of his former students was published—and really, Jyn can’t help but roll her eyes to the back of her head.

It’s a bloody poem, Christ, not a cure to cancer.  

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how do i like my men? miserable and aching, your honor

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Bella Ramsey is doing an amazing job as Ellie and if you disagree you’re wrong

broke : rachel is a bitch, a bad person, for getting in the way of percabeth and hurting annabeth

woke : rachel did nothing wrong for having feelings for a guy, annabeth however was definitely toxic for being so rude and bitchy to a girl for liking her crush

bespoke : none of them were wrong, they were both teenagers being teenagers in the middle of war. rachel did nothing wrong and was a good friend to percy, and she even tried to be understanding of annabeth's situation despite facing hostility, she also didn't get in the way of anything. annabeth may have acted rude but consider this, she was a traumatised teenage girl with abandonment issues and acted impulsively when she realised she's close to lose yet another person she loves. annabeth was also fourteen at that time, teenagers act extremely bratty, especially when it comes to crushes, she was a child who acted like a child. that doesn't make her a selfish or terrible person since majority of teens act immature and they eventually grow out of it as they grow older which annabeth did as well. in short stan both annabeth chase and rachel dare.

in this household we love and respect both annabeth and rachel

I can’t wait for Rogue One to be released on DVD/blue-ray so I can experience deep emotional anguish time and time again from the comfort of my own home.

Every night struggle

Need to make him feel enough 😔

i want art to crawl to me like he did with tashi and let me run my hands through his curls

i want him to let me hold his face. i wanna comfort him and hold him.

need him on his knees with his head in my lap so i can scritch his scalp and tell him he’s been good fr!

*sobs*