I'm So Tired Of People Saying We're Living In The Trek Future Because We Have Roombas And Theft Trained

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

Holy--😵

I cannot BREATHE why are dads so funny

DAAaHRLINg,

Are you a "how could you possibly misunderstand me so thoroughly" NFP or a "how dare you know me at all" NFP

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

Vote for DonTron because this is HERESY

Round 1 Match 8

I have thalassophibia with one exception and that is large marine animals like whales and basking sharks

I would be in that water in a heartbeat, or at least reaching out to touch.

Not to do anything untoward, just to exist in the same space as them and marvel.