Okay So 18 Pounds Of Cokane

In honour of summer, Fight Club pool/beach headcanons:

Tyler tries all of the water slides, even the ones for children.

Narrator and Tyler do swim races. Tyler wins most of the time. Marla, unaware, just takes Narrator as a sporty guy.

Marla and Narrator bond over hating the noisy children who splash others. Tyler is one of them.

Tyler and Narrator wrestle and try to push each other under the water. They also spray each other with water guns, and accidentally get Marla wet. She's not happy about it.

All three of them love laying on inflatables while smoking and sipping a little drink. Marla eventually falls asleep, Tyler becomes unresponsive, and Narrator is left to pout and rethink his life.

Marla loves wearing sunglasses and little see-through sundresses over her bikini. Her nails and toenails are painted black. She also has a little umbrella for the sun because she does NOT want to tan. She thinks looking like a corpse suits her way more.

Narrator gets a sunburn because he thought not wearing sunscreen would impress Tyler. Tyler is not impressed. Marla scolds him and calls him an idiot.

Tyler builds a sandcastle. It's the most impressive thing anyone has ever seen. He completely destroys it some time later, followed by a philosophy lesson.

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

fag it uppppp

For funsies

First rule of fight club is you have to kiss your homies goodnight

(Not that good but i had to draw them cuz they consume my every thought)

Rare fluff drawing :3

where is my mind？？？

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