Ok But DAMANGELA 2T1L WHEN??? 😩

hi it’s the same anon i’m back again.

sorry i just cant stop myself from talking about silver hair damien idk something is in the water. but it was sooo fucking hot he looked soooo yummy …… but its okay his black hair right now also is like awooga ….. esp when his bangs has like the swoop like good heavens lock him AWAY.

(sorry for being annoying 🫶)

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NO you’re not annoying and if you were, you’re talking to resident annoying !! also sorry i got off WORK (gross) and met my mom’s new cat (wonderful)

but no you’re soooooo right silver hair damien is absolutely delicious like. it goes so well with his outfits and aesthetic. and whether it’s like, all forward or parted in the middle with the little swoops it’s killer.

this? i'm eating it up. it's grown out, it's more blond than platinum, it's parted on the side. my mans has RANGE he said i'm giving dante dmc, and i'm serving it all night long. and i'm taking it every step of the way. it's 10/10

THIS is just. peak, or close to for me. the first is my phone background like it's literally godlike. the contrast with the shaved sides of his natural color and the platinum is sooooooo fucking. i'm completely undone by it i can't explain it. full platinum like the whole bleach and tone is such a slay but. something about this has me on the floor.

THIS???? i'm licking the plate i'm asking for seconds really really niceies with a cherry on top. full platinum, parted in the middle, while he's built like the brick house he is, WITH nails and all. giving the look like he's going to eat me alive. certifiable crash ouuuuuuuut

honorable mentions for the diversity of it all. todd hair. hat. getting a little long. vampire. emo part. curly!!! the white hair truly gives and gives and asks for nothing in return but my devotion. even when it has the little grey or blue or purple tint it's good. it's all good. fuck

anyway i'm drooling sksksksk

BUT ALSO YEA CAN WE TALK ABOUT the little cute swirlie curlies he gets with his hair sometimes especially when he parts it in the middle. literally has me weak every time it's SO cute and with everything else (beard, glasses, etc) it is a fucking KO. call me the atlantic the way i'm w--

LIKE THIS. THIS was fucking. woagh................................ the length i could talk about this. he's literally always so fucking handsome awoooooga. put this man AWAY FR what is in HIS water actually. bye

"y'all are weird about damangela" no, but y'all are weird about people that don't like damangela.

“y’all are weird about people that don’t like damangela” no y’all are weird about people who LIKE damangela. That’s the only reason why there’s any discourse in the first place. idc if you don’t like damangela if you just move about your day when you see damangela content. I’m not trying to make people like them if they just don’t vibe with them. I care when you spread hate for no reason. If I don’t like a ship, I simply ignore it and scroll past when I see it, not bring it up just to make fun of it every chance I get.

my favorite damangela screenshots i've taken lately, part 2 !

Not Curt being given a job DURING the livestream 💀

And half of the pictures we have of just them together come from the same instagram post 😭 They act like he's posting pictures of the two of them constantly while she just ignores him and pushes him away all the time or something.

Remember that that set of pictures of Angela leaning on his fresh tattoo was her photobombing in the first place lmao. Like the first picture was just of him and then she just decided to get in the picture and lean on him for no reason. It's not like Damien dragged her unwillingly over there to take pictures to post so that the Angela fans will like him. SHE wanted to get in the photo with him! You know why? Because They. Are. Friends. Not that hard to comprehend people. They might not be best friends but she certainly doesn't hate him lmao

I think a big part of Smosh community, particularly on Twitter, is straight up vile. Much of the Damien hate is rooted in not liking his "vibes", or "the way he speaks". Like I've seen people unironically tweet saying Damien should just shut up and not talk because it annoys them when he talks. I've seen these same people claim that Angela hates him, or how Damien is trying to take advantage of Angela to make himself more popular because he's become a forgotten Smosh member or some stuff like that. Genuinely horrid shit that they spout with zero shame. Absolute losers.

So much of it is rooted in ableism because of him being autistic. It's fucked up and the people who act like that need to grow the hell up. Didn't your parents ever tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all?

When you are actively a 'hater', I consider you to be more of a fan than an actual fan, since it's all you ever talk about. These people talk about Damien and Damangela more than the actual people who stan Damien and ship Damangela to begin with! Then they turn around and complain that those people are mad at them and talking to them and it's just like... no shit? You expect people to just let you run your ableist little mouth and not have someone tell you to shut the hell up? You don't get to just talk trash about people scot free, my guys. It's beyond immature, it's beyond pathetic, and one day you're going to look back at your behavior and be embarrassed as shit and I hope that day comes sooner rather than later.

The only ship that gets shit on so hard is Damangela, because as far as I can tell everyone has decided on their own that Angela is a lesbian, and she isn't. She also cares about Damien very much. Did you guys all miss her on Perfect Person saying she sought him out drunkenly just to tell him emphatically how much she loves him and appreciates him? People have made up that she hates him just because their dynamic isn't in your face and it's ridiculous, and knowing what I know about Angela, she wouldn't appreciate people deciding she hates one of her friends. It's not cool and it's childish to do.

Sorry for the length and the rant but I'm so, so tired of this behavior. It's just middle school bullying all over again.

we DONT talk about her enough. im so obsessed

I just realized that BOTH of Damien and Angela's reddit stories were posted in July so that means we're gonna get Damien and Angela back on the couch and get another Reddit Stories in July!

Made the mistake of going to twitter again... smoshtwt once again hating on Damangela and Damien for no reason 🙄

They're still on their "Angela doesn't like Damien" bullshit. I saw someone talk about how they tried to get into Damangela just to spite people but then saw the karaoke stream and that's when they *had* to stop because it made them want to "throw up from embarrassment" because Angela moved away from him during their little part of their duet in Dancing Through Life?????

When will the antis learn that they are overanalyzing things just as much as we do. Like we say "oh they looked fondly at each other here I love how much closer they are :)" and we're the freaks but Angela was just into singing the song and moved away from Damien a bit and "omg how embarrassing for Damien and Damangela fans!! She HATES him!!!" like WE'RE ALL FREAKS HERE! We're ALL overanalyzing stuff to fit our narrative. And I mean I *do* feel like our overanalysis is at least a bit more accurate than theirs is lol but my god. Y'all need to touch grass and get a life.

Idk why they feel the need to bring Damien and Damangela up SO much if they really hate them that much. Like dude just focus on Amangela and Angela. Literally no one over there is talking about Damangela except people mocking them. I know you can say the same thing about me bringing up the antis because they don't really come over here that often (except to occasionally say that a damangela art or fanfic should've been amangela lol) but idc. At least I'm self aware about it 😭 They think they're sooo much better than us but at least I know I'm a little weird. Getting invested in ANY smosh dynamic is kinda weird. Damangela, Amangela, Ianthony, etc. etc.

two of the screenshots of all time. no i won't elaborate without a lawyer present