I HAVE JUST BINGE READ EVERY PART OF THIS AND I CAMT WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART OMGGGGGGGG

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

...can I join!?!

Bunbee

Everything about this is just perfect

some peter head-cannons because this fandom neglects the poor boy

he/they (prefers they but dosnt want to inconvenience others by saying that so only really the other marauders use they)

short but not the shortest (is like an inch or a couple cm for you not americans taller than sirius and loves to talk about it)

is aroace but doesn’t realize it until like the middle of sixth year, and because he doesn’t realize it for a while dates and sleeps with so so many people. like you could point to a random student in the great hall at dinner that was about their age and they would probably be peter’s ex of some kind

loves cheese. loved cheese before they became animagi. when they were working on that james and sirius would joke that peter would be a mouse or a rat because of how much they likes cheese

is like besties with cat form mcgonnagal. he doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him and they sometimes will hangout and run around the hallways. they bond over their love of cheese.

because he’s besties with mcgonnacat, he never had any problems with pet cats and strays bc minerva told them pete’s a friend. (also helps that they steal cheese for them from the kitchen)

is actually pretty good at school but his B+s and A-s aren’t that noticeable next to james and remus’s consistent As and A+s (or whatever the equivalent would be at hogwarts)

a god at chess

is a really good singer but only ever sings in front of the other marauders (once he drunkenly did karaoke with mary and she asked for his autograph after(jokingly ofc but still))

got a muggle driving license bc he thought that would be helpful. bc of this he was the designated alcohol getter on their cornwall ‘77 trip (atyds is canon shhh)

also always the designated snack getter from the kitchen when they’re doing anything

always has ibuprofen or some kind of pain relief potion in his pocket/bag bc remus is always in some form of pain from his furry little problem, james is always sore from quidditch and sirius gets migraines. mary also gets really bad cramps and never complains but peter can tell when she’s in pain. he himself has chronic joint pain but never takes the medicine because what if his friends need it?

also always has extra cigarettes and a lighter in his bag even though he dosnt smoke

he also always has an extra tampon and pad

when hes drunk he can’t transform to or from his rat form. so if hes drunk and a rat at the time, hes kinda stuck at a rat, at least until he sobers up a bit

can play guitar and the drums and a little bit of piano

loves quidditch and watching quidditch and the idea of playing quidditch but in reality is a bit afraid of heights (though in james’s backyard where the goal posts aren’t to high, he’s an amazing keeper)

will probably reblog with others as i think of them!

I relate to vampire so much

Accurate

Holly Jackson is a god. She slays so hard.

HA SAME!!!

bro left me on read on the breakup message and I think that sums up the events of that relationship perfectly

Regulus: *arguing with James while trying to make Christmas dinner* CAN YOU BE SERIOUS FOR ONE MINUTE!?

James: *shaking his head* oh no, Reg, what have you just done?

Sirius and Harry Sirius: *burst in*: NO BUT I CAN

Sirius and Harry Sirius: *look at each other*

Sirius: he stole my joke :(

I love the idea that Regulus and James giving their kid the middle name of "Sirius" so when the kid grows up there is twice the amount of those "No, I'm Sirius" type jokes.

Padfoot is a proud uncle

Regulus is so done.

James finds them funny but is absolutely losing his mind over them