Homophobes Are Not Allowed To Use Computers Because The Inventor Of The Computer Was Gay

jegulus with trans James headcanons??

Oooo I love trans James too, v underrated headcanon

- if regulus was cis I feel like he’d still be extremely gay and he goes to queer events in his town with Sirius and that’s how he meets James

- he hasn’t had top yet but like the slut he is (affectionate) he walks around with his binder on and some sweats and regulus is just drooling

- testosterone did amazing things for his jawline and back definition too Oof regulus wants to climb him like a tree

- also trans James has the potential for them to be either the same height or taller regulus and hehehehehe I love it, James likes looking up at this hot, mysterious, grumpy nerd and flirting with him

- James tries to act like his sex drive hasn’t gone up because he doesn’t wanna scare regulus off but reg is all for it

- when they first start dating James is always trying to impress him with his clothing and like wants to be super masculine but reg just thinks he’s hot in whatever he wears (the suits are a plus)

- they go to so many drag shows together and bars and clubs and they’re just in their own little queer lovely bubble

- deciding who tops and who bottoms is a bit of a challenge bevause neither of them knows what they’d prefer

- they try both

- James bottoms first and reg is kinda nervous because he’s had one boyfriend and was the bottom but James assures him he’ll do so good and he’s wanted this since they met

- reg is,,,very good with his tongue (james’ voice does get a little higher and it makes reg rock hard)

- they’re both very open about their likes and dislikes, in and out of the bedroom, they’re great communicators

- James is also fiercely protective of regulus because a lot of gay/bisexual men will approach him and he’s like ‘nope he’s mine’ and will just kiss him

- regulus is very helpful when it comes to dysphoria, I feel like James hates his chest but can’t afford surgery rn and regulus is always telling him that he’s handsome no matter what, that he’s HIS man no matter what

- effie and Monty are always nervous when they meet james’ partners because they don’t want their son to be taken advantage of or used so they’re kinda tough on reg at first but they warm up to him almost immediately and realise he’s the most supportive partner James has had

- james’ parents have trans and pride flags outside their house too, they’re the best ally’s

- when James does get surgery regulus is there every step of the way, he stays in the hospital the entire time and when he wakes up he covers his face in kisses and brings him flowers and helps him home, he cleans him and makes sure he’s got enough pain killers, he’s very attentive

In the stars by Benson boone is Remus singing about sirius after the order of the phoenix.

Talking to the moon by Bruno Mars is sirius in his first few weeks in Azkaban.

James and Sirius: *playfighting*

Sirius: *grabs james' glasses* You a fucking idio- *falls over the rug*

James: * laughs* yeah I'm the idiot! *trips over sirius*

Remus: we should set up cameras and sell videos of the stupid shit these two do

Regulus: the ministry would take them, lock them in a lab and study them

Okay I'm sure everyone's seen the headcanon about all the school mums being in love with james and heavy flirting with him at pick up infront of reg?? And reg basically shutting them down indirectly and showing off how lucky his is with his hot husband and super sweet, super cute son!?!??!

What about this with Jegulily!?!?!?!?

Imagine parents evening (parent teacher conference??) All the parents simping over the hot couple. All the dads heavy flirting with Lily and Lily's just being polite but quickly shutting them down but they just keep trying and all the mums flirting with James but he's too oblivious to notice and thinks their just being friendly.

Then reg showing up late from work and immediately kissing James and it lasts a little longer than what's acceptable in a school and whispered sweet things in James ear so now james is following his husband around like a lost puppy while they try to find their wife and ignoring all the woman who think he's been flirting with them all night.

Regulus finally finding lily and Harry and Harry running to him, excited to see his pa!! He picks Harry up and holds him on his hip, lily coming over and kissing both her husbands on the cheek and slotting herself into Regs other side and wrapping James arm over her shoulders, winking at the guys who have FINALLY BACKED OFF!!!!!

Omg their so hot I cant

I don't even like men!?!??!

Percy: This date is boring

Annabeth: it's not a date, percy.

Percy: then why did u invite me?

Annabeth: I didn't. I told u "do not come with me, I'm just going shopping" and you started ranting about being your own independent person and "I don't even listen to the gods why would I listen to you?"

Percy: oh yeah...sor- OMG BLUE COOKIES!!!

a candid photo of lily, taken by james shortly after their wedding

“my love. of this life and every life after this one. -J.P.”

(unedited version under the cut)

Bunbee

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

The way I get so confused when I'm reading a fic and reg is cis cause like ??? Wdym he isn't actually trans in Canon???

I hate it here so take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die