Wow Another Human! This Tumblr App Is Amazing! Hi My Names Uri And I'm A Flareon!

I'm a coward I guess.

This two

SEND THEM TO ME.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

Hi sorry if this is weird but I think your six fingers are really cool

-@nikkos-weirdmageddon

Thank you! I was always teased for them as a child but it's nice to see some appreciation for them every now and then!

HEY HANDSOME YOU SHOULD TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL LOVELY TRIANGULAR BOYFRIEND

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I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮

Can confirm. This monster would devour any die that would dare give him an unfavorable outcome. It got to the point he refused to stop DMing if he couldn’t use his own specially made dice (they were weighted).

I, of course blinded by his apparent “beauty” at the time, allowed him to cheat this way for roughly 12 years until I finally got bored of his perfect planned campaigns. Variation is a part of D&D&MD, the failed rolls and ruined plans are what make it enjoyable! It’s about the journey; not the destination.

I allow Bill to help design the creatures I use in the games Dipper and I play together instead. A much better use of his unique brand of creativity.

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

I can’t help but feel that this is some sort of omen.

So this is what you’ve been doing in all our recent games… No wonder I can’t find a difference.

SECRET CHESS MOVE: EVERY TIME YOUR OPPONENT LOOKS AWAY SWAP TWO OF THEIR IDENTICAL PIECES. THEY CAN’T TELL WHAT’S DIFFERENT BUT THE ENCROACHING FEELING THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WILL LEAD THEM TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES THEREFORE YOU WIN BECAUSE CHESS IS NOT ABOUT CHECKMATE. CHESS IS ABOUT WHO CAN CAUSE THE MOST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO THEIR OPPONENT

Hello, greetings from the sentient black mold in your shingles, how do you do?

Please get out of my shingles.

Are you using tumblr to spy on your ex?? Girl frfr you are out of his league.

📖👓❤️✨

Oh! No worries fellow “Tumblr” user, I use this site to observe the behavior of those within alongside keeping an eye on my “partner” of sorts. No exes are being spied on here. Perhaps there’s another Stanford you mean to accuse?

— Stanford F. Pines