If I 100% Slime Rancher One Of Yall Are Forced To Gift My Poor Ass Slime Rancher 2

where’s my pfp

You took it from me you platform I need that to seem normal

Anyways I’m fine we’re fine everything’s fine

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

cano! I was primes nose

this literally happened in the movie

silly question

You ever meet someone like that? I know it’s so ducha fnjekkslla yeha

ya like that time I made up a multi-part fanfic abt my two guy friends where when one of them professed his love and got demolished by a meteor, and their girlfriends were really sad abt them both dying. Ya me and one of them are still strong friends.

you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him

I forgot to tell y’all something

my character actually has mutable arms 🫤 and used to have wings (emphasis on “used to”)

Omg guys looks like we’re eating good tonight, all those posts— into my belly!

we literally know each other irl this isn't applicable.

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

“Ah you’re finally awake” iconic words, but to often used

anyways I was totally definitely not fighting the urge to soy face and point at my screen, pronouncing “OMG ITS A SKYRIM REFERENCE” that would be immature of me

The social isolation isn’t working anymore I don’t care about the snow I don’t care about my illness I need my wife and greeeeeens