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Latest Posts by srebrnastal - Page 2
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Fully illustrated board and rule book for a board game, directly inspired by Wrong Organ's Mouthwashing !
β’ Want to print your own ? Follow the link in the comments, and get all the files on my Kofi for the unbeatable price of (at least) 3 bucks !
This game can and will break friendships and i will not take any accountability for it - if you love your friends play the ludo variant.
Browsing Bertholdt Hoover's tag after work to have something nice in my life, only to be jumpscared by reposted Beruani nsfw.
Will Bertholdt's fans ever be free?
??????????????? huhποΈπποΈ
Are you kidding me, this shit is removable?? I took Reiner one first, and that white wraping wouldn't come off! So I shrugged, thinking that's how it's supposed to be (first time buying acrylic stand, have mercy). But it comes off easily from the others! I fought for my life pulling it off Reiner, that little shit. I had to use a needle!!
I feel like I gained an extra 20 IQ after this experience. Thank you, @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy <3
Guys they are so cute i canttt π«π«
I GOT THESEEEEEE
My AoT favs <3 But they are, like, mirrored? The names definitely are, but to be honest, I find it amusing lol Big fan of small mistakes~
Guys they are so cute i canttt π«π«
Armin Arlert's most mentally stable fan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE ARMINNN ARLERTTT!!!!!!!1
βArchaeologists don't care what you identify as, they will define you by your biological sex.β
My honest reaction to archaeologists misgendering my bones 2500 years after my death:
Welcome to another episode of βWhat animal will Bertholdt Hoover be today?β. The answer is: Borzoi. Borzoi Bertholdt. Bertzoi. Puppytolt πΆπ€²
Because this post by @v1bri <3
obligatory borzoi meme lol (golden Reiner retriver for the soul)
I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag
I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this
Curly and Anya
There is literally absolutely no way people will find out what my favorite PokΓ©mon is lol πΈπ§
I use these eucalyptus essential oils for bathing and inhalation to help with my runny nose and sinus pain, and I swear, the smell has stuck on me so much that if koalas appeared in my room, they would devour me alive
Re-watching/re-reading Attack on Titan
Pros: -Attack on Titan!! <3
Cons: -Darius Zackly's chair :C
omg i really wrote that hahaha
Listen, I think I have a fever and I feel terrible, so what if.
Levi x Moblit
But like, Levi has feelings for Erwin, and Moblit has feelings for Hange, but they both know they won't be loved by them in the way they want to be, so they keep it to themselves. But SOMEHOW (maybe during their time at the bar, when tipsy Moblit gets too talkative) they find out about their unrequited loves and how much it hurts them to be around the person they love but can't hug them, touch them, tell them they love them, and... I don't know, after a while their sad confessions turn into something more physical, but it's a substitute. Not in a, y'know, sexual way, just⦠closeness. Closeness, touch, words, time spent together, during which they close their eyes and think about someone else. It's quiet and shy, immersing oneself in fantasy with every tender gesture and word. It's comforting to have someone who understands and to allow someone to be understood in this difficult situation. It feels good to be able to pretend that you are the only one for someone so dear to you. But both of them know deep down that it's not right.
And maybe, at the end of the day, they'll end it without regret, not bringing it up again, just sweet memories of pretend affection.
Or maybe, at some point, Levi will discover that his thoughts don't wander to Erwin when Moblit embraces him, and Moblit will discover that Levi's closeness doesn't make him think of Hange.
Maybe, at some point, they'll realize that they're thinking about each other, not about the people they love who will never be theirs. Something is changing, something is growing. It's a little different and uncertain. It's still quiet and shy.
But now it's also genuine.
Niechaj Order Heroicznych PierogΓ³w dumnie ozdabia nasze klaty i utrzymuje brzuchy peΕnymi! Ze Εzami w oczach wspominam wszystkich polegΕych w tej bitwie, wszystkie zbite sΕoiki majonezΓ³w i wszystkie ciastka oraz jajka zniszczone pod bezlitosnym Bertrumblingiem naszego oprawcy. Ale nich bΔdΔ one ΕΌywe w naszej pamiΔci i na naszych jΔzykach, albowiem tragedia ta wyznaczyΕa nowy poczΔ tek i uksztaΕtowaΕa Εwiat wolny od pΕacenia za jedzenie! Εwiat, o ktΓ³ry walczyliΕmy! Polska, ktΓ³rΔ ocaliliΕmy!
Ε»yjmy!
Tyjmy!
SpoΕΌywajmy!
AMEN!!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieΕbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
After Bertholdt's death, his friends gave him a dignified burial, for they were the only ones who knew that he was, in fact, a bad man, but not that bad; he sometimes said βgood morningβ and didn't kick puppies.
Bertholdt's actions, which involved stealing Polish food, led to free food around the world, because you can't steal food when it's free. This is to prevent similar threats on a global scale. It took a long time for people to get used to the fact that butter no longer costs as much as a bar of gold.
Many Polish roads have been destroyed by Bertrumbling and are urgently in need of repair.
(I'm joking, they've always looked like that XDDDD)
Years after these tragic events, life returns to normal. Only one still remembers the man who sacrificed his life to provide free food for humanity.
He spends his days in a new, better world, dreaming of seeing his beloved one more time...
(@grubyszopiel @aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy Isayama told me that he is grateful to us for bringing to life the original storyline that he was too afraid to show. Good job guys <3)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieΕbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
BERTOTO GIF!!!1
BERTOTO GIF!!!1
Listen, I think I have a fever and I feel terrible, so what if.
Levi x Moblit
But like, Levi has feelings for Erwin, and Moblit has feelings for Hange, but they both know they won't be loved by them in the way they want to be, so they keep it to themselves. But SOMEHOW (maybe during their time at the bar, when tipsy Moblit gets too talkative) they find out about their unrequited loves and how much it hurts them to be around the person they love but can't hug them, touch them, tell them they love them, and... I don't know, after a while their sad confessions turn into something more physical, but it's a substitute. Not in a, y'know, sexual way, just⦠closeness. Closeness, touch, words, time spent together, during which they close their eyes and think about someone else. It's quiet and shy, immersing oneself in fantasy with every tender gesture and word. It's comforting to have someone who understands and to allow someone to be understood in this difficult situation. It feels good to be able to pretend that you are the only one for someone so dear to you. But both of them know deep down that it's not right.
And maybe, at the end of the day, they'll end it without regret, not bringing it up again, just sweet memories of pretend affection.
Or maybe, at some point, Levi will discover that his thoughts don't wander to Erwin when Moblit embraces him, and Moblit will discover that Levi's closeness doesn't make him think of Hange.
Maybe, at some point, they'll realize that they're thinking about each other, not about the people they love who will never be theirs. Something is changing, something is growing. It's a little different and uncertain. It's still quiet and shy.
But now it's also genuine.
*holds him gently*
Nobody touch him
As Poland loses its food soldiers and hope seems nothing more than a foolish fantasy, our heroes are forced to take painful and heartbreaking measures!
While fighting for the homeland of pierogi, Reiner faces a devastating choice. Will he be able to do anything for the good of humanity? Will he find the strength to defeat his abusive yet sexy boyfriend for the sake of millions?
With the power of friendship and kitchen utensils, they decide to do the impossible! The time is NOW!!!
(@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel i'm literally crying help)
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieΕbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieΕbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
NO!!
ITS NOT OVER YET!
Stand tall, Poles, for here are the wings of our nation that will carry us to victory over our food-stealing oppressor!!
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieΕbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
Not with that attitude.
Me when I remember Iβm 5β3 and incredibly weak so I will never be able to fuck a 6β1 skinny man against the shower wall with a pink strap
People with children, pointing at my lack of offspring: βAren't you afraid that in a few years you'll regret this decision?β Me, pointing at their little offspring: βAren't you afraid that in a few years you'll regret this decision?β
gonna start telling people who say they want kids "well you're still young" see how they like it
A conversation on Discord, thanks to which I now know that hamster's HUGE balls are actually eggs from which other hamsters hatch. Nature is amazing
@pipczyk-szczur @wolf-in-a-bottle weΕΊcie za to odpowiedzialnoΕΔ.
@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel
Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kieΕbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?
They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!
My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!
toxic yaoi
HE'S STEALING MY FUCKING MASΕO!!!
ENOUGH!! GET HIS ASS
This monster has been apprehended by law enforcement, but for how long??
I've got a proof that Bertholdt is the most evil character in aot π
LOOK AT HIM!!!1 IF NOT EVIL THEN WHY LOOKING LIKE A DEVIL??? THE HORNS?? TAIL FROM HELL??? THE EVIL- PLOTTING FACE ?? CHECK MATE BERTHOLDT FANGIRLS! TIME TO CANCEL ALL OF YOU
