Literally What Is With The Influx Of Porn Bot Follows Im Getting

Phenakistoscope

people who say "i'm a little ocd 🤪" because they straighten their pens are the same ones who demonize people who have violent or sexual intrusive thoughts and think its weird or stupid if you have to flip a switch 7 times before you sit down

whats your dream job?

mewtwo thick as helll tho

Have you read a fic where Louis and Harry are conjoined twins but they're conjoined by Louis' dick up Harry's ass and it's really sad bc Louis wants to bottom and it's really heartfelt and emotional ?????

sometimes i actually don’t know what to say

Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:

"I want you to look to the person to your left. Sorry, look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person: I forgive you."

COMMUNITY | “Pilot” Happy 15th Anniversary, September 17th, 2009.

At some point you gotta decide for yourself who you gon’ be. Can’t let nobody make that decision for you. MOONLIGHT (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins

nypd: they killed the ceo of the company that supplied us all our funding we need to frame someone and beat them up to show them we mean business and make ourselves look good so some other company will start funding us the entire public: WAHOOOO YEAAAAAH FUCK BRIAN THOMPSON nypd: what

the entire public: FREE LUIGI, WE KNOW YOU FRAMED HIM BUT EVEN IF HE DID IT HES BASED AS FUCK, ALSO WEVE KNOWN YOU WERE CORRUPT SINCE THE 80S, STOP PRETENDING YOU DO ANY GOOD FOR NEW YORK

nypd: oh no thats not good.. quick, uhh, call 70% of the nation terrorists