Yang: We're having a baby
Ruby: I'm gonna be an Aunt?!
Blake, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here
Ruby, sobbing as she signs: I'm my own aunt?!
//
"What if Yang truly became Ruby's mom"
Part 2
Asthmatic: I can’t breathe.
Doctor: We have medicine!
Asthmatic: Okay great, give it-
Doctor: You just have to hold your breath!
Asthmatic: But I can’t breathe-
Doctor: Hold your breath!
Asthmatic:
Doctor:
Asthmatic:
Doctor:
Asthmatic: *dies*
May: Shotgun for eternity!
Fiona: You can’t call shotgun for eternity!
May: I just called it.
Joanna: You can’t just call things!
May: I call that I can call things!
Robyn: If you all don’t stop arguing we’re not going to the beach!
Me and who
Romance
mood
my hot take
CLADISTICS ruined my life
You brought a cheese knife to the knife fight, which isn’t technically wrong, but is definitely an odd choice
Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
I’ll throw in another $5 for Ruby and Weiss talking in Volume 7.
*slides $5 to crwby writers*
Give me the forbidden winter-whitley interactions plz