Eboy This...egirl That.... And What Am I ? An Ediot...

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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Look at the talent my friendorito @quackerz-creations has.  Look at that!  Is beautiful!

A commission that I did for my friend @squeakthefangirl

The pun got me.

when she makes puns and indirectly flirts with your daughter in front of you

If you leave your Christmas lights up year round, it’s all “oh they’re so festive” or “oh they’re just lazy”.

But I leave even one (1) skeleton in my front b yard longer than a day after Halloween and suddenly it’s all, “oh they’re crazy” and “where’d they even get that skeleton anyway why does it look so real?”

You know I’m still not entirely sure why I thought making this would be a good idea yet here we are lol but hey i’ve discovered ruby and weiss are a ton of fun to draw

Bonus, what actually happened last night:

My siblings and I shouldn’t watch movies...

Officer: *points at lineup* Who did it?

Me: It was the bear.

Officer: CUFF HIM!

Other Officer: *sobbing* The cuffs won’t fit!  They keep sliding off!

when they get their candy stuck in the vending machine

shakes the vending machine: Joanna

gets arm stuck trying to get it out: May

asks for help: Fiona

all of the above, in that order: Robyn